These are my personal feelings, and I'm a dick for sharing them...

Didn't you guys here? The world didn't end! SO funny that guy was wrong, I was laughing for days just thinking about it...

Actually, after all the goddamn annoying reminders about it, I wanted the world to end. Yes, we get it, Christians are funny cause there silly beliefs increase our smug sense of disbelief, but really? This almost annoyed me as ( Read more... )

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

Oh wait...

Goddammit!

I hate myself for not being a better "artist" sometimes. If I were a better comedian or musician, who could actually produce some worthwhile shit, I'd love to do a show where all the proceeds went to Japan. I keep looking at pictures of that country and I feel sad that I'm not helping somehow. Instead "sadly" I will toast this drink I'm drinking in ( Read more... )

A man tries to find many a meaning in a world filled with spit and shit.
If one looks deep enough in the forest, one may finally find the tree he is looking for.
I never knew where exactly to go, but something tells me this road is going to make me car sick...

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

* BOB SAGET *

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The sounds I make?

I see this sick ass photo shoot on Saturday for fun. I dig it. Check it out:

http://sprouse-studios.com/Photo-Sessions/Garrett-M

I had the lamest/weirdest dream this morning. I'm in my cul-de-sac and I'm in the neighbors driveway for some reason on a trampoline starting to have sex with this chick. Now mind you I NEVER have sex dreams. If I'm horny in a dream I always wake up, so this is a RARE event in dreamland. So I'm like trying to get it on with this girl and so I get ( Read more... )

I'm really contemplating pulling a 48 hour. I'm on like hour 38 of no sleep. Could be fun. Sleep is for sissies anyway. When staying awake I discovered Nos 20oz are like the best energy drink to do it with. Coffee dies out, but Nos makes me feel like a race car. Vroom, vroom ( Read more... )

Dead it's all fucking dead I say drinking gin and tonics not knowing what to say I say dead it's all fucking dead all this poetic nonsense I spit from my head onto the L journal dead that's what life seems irony breaking the seems at what seems to be the deadest form of reality no one says nothing not something to lead into anything dead ( Read more... )