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I had the lamest/weirdest dream this morning. I'm in my cul-de-sac and I'm in the neighbors driveway for some reason on a trampoline starting to have sex with this chick. Now mind you I NEVER have sex dreams. If I'm horny in a dream I always wake up, so this is a RARE event in dreamland. So I'm like trying to get it on with this girl and so I get up to take the rest of my close off and I notice my neighbor staring out her window at me. I tell the chick and now she can't fuck me cause it's awkward. Then the neighbor comes outside and over to talk with me about how she understands growing up and people do things like have sex and smoke pot or drink beer and I had this bag of burnt weed next to me that I was smoking. When I woke up I was like "really, can't a guy even get laid in his dreams?" I just thought it was hilarious cause it was some "outside" influence rather than myself waking up. I felt cheated. I need to work on that subconscious. Other parts of this dream included having poisonous snake pets that were biting me, actually in the dream I wasn't sure if they were poisonous, they just had large ass fangs, but I was like "uh...am I poisoned?" and no one seemed to know. Somehow this all changes to me going to airport to go home or something and I'd forgotten all of my stuff. So I had to meet up with my family to get it. Then I realized I had drugs on me and I had to somehow smuggle it on the airplane. I think that's when the dreaming ended. It was very absurd.