*peeks out*

I got caught. Then I had to clean up all the potato.

There was a lot of potato to clean up and I have to help grow more vegetables.

Marton looks around and sees no demons. Of course not. This is heaven. With a smile that is fast becoming known as devious, he brings out his masterpiece and loads it up. With a BANG that resounds across the heavens, a bushel of potato's comes flying out of a cloud and goes speeding towards Hell.

*watches Sean leave*

Uh oh.

I'm in big trouble.

*goes off in an attempt to find my old potato cannon because they took down the new one*

It took me months to craft this but it's done now!

*pulls the tarp off my huge potato cannon*

*loads up a bushel of potatoes*

*looks down to Earth*

*aims*

*fires*

*runs after them with my frying pan*

*gets tired*

*heals them all*

He he he!

I haven't been able to write any more poems.

WAH!

*bangs skillet*

I'll go see Craig for an idea or two.

On our 5 random acts of love and kindness, if we have a quota to meet, that doesn't mean that they are really random does it? Because you have to plan on who to enact the 'random' act on. Then it would be a forced act, right? Maybe we should just pick names out of a hat or something and make it really random.

I MISS ED!

*beats on his frying pan*

WAH!

*hefts his flaming cast iron skillet up*

*battlecries*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

johnny_engel I was told that I have to spend some time with you to learn how to be a calm angel? What are we going to do today?