Challenge! IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!

[memphis86]

Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.

katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86

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[ignited]

Um. I totally meant to write this around Christmas, and didn't. Sam is cursed into a reindeer and Dean is cursed into a snowman. Yeeep.

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The month’s starting off slow for business in the Christmas village. They’ve got the snow-real and fake, the fake stuff scattered like Styrofoam in patches, Santa’s ‘helpers’ spraying white stuff here and there-the lights, the rickety old toy trains that’ll probably blow up after one too many kids knocking ‘em, but there’s hardly any customers.

Might be the weird vibe around the place, and you know, the crooked guys running it, calling on freaky ghosts that look a little too Christmas Carol, chains and wreaths around their heads. Even has this weird ghosty kid with crutches.

The other reason could’ve been the candy. But Dean and Sam are putting a stop to that.

Not like they intended to. Kinda happens when you’re investigating the place and take an innocent bite of a candy cane-maybe not so innocent, tongue swirl, but Dean’s gotta get Sam all awkward in these kinda places, it’s necessary-and

[causeways]

She totally woulda taken a look at your North Pole, man.

BWAHAHA YES. Next up: Sam is the North Pole, and Dean is the scantily-clad crossdressing exotic dancer elf!

[ignited]

Only if Dean sticks to the pole in the cold. With his tongue. And OTHER AREAS.

Theirloveissofrostbitten!

[memphis86]

AHAHHAHAAHA bitchin' scarf!!

I ♥ this soooooo much! And the SALT LICK! Sammydeer!

stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

[goodnight]

OK SO I NEVER SAID THIS WOULD BE GOOD. I'M NOT A WRITER. I DESERVE A MEDAL OR SOMETHING

Re: stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

[causeways]

INKED ALL OVER HIS BELLYSCALES. OMG. This was genius before, BUT THEN THAT HAPPENED.

Re: stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

[goodnight]

BUAHAHA. I'm am glad to have pleased you! I HAS EARNED MY CHEEZBURGER, Y/Y???

Re: stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

[causeways]

YOU CAN HAS. YOU DEFINITELY CAN HAS.

AND NOW, A FAIRY TALE ABOUT COME...

[memphis86]

Once upon a time, in a magical forest there lived a happy little deer named JENSEN ELIZABETH ACKLES. He was pretty awesome, a little chubby but it didn't bother him, but he was very, very lonely

Re: AND NOW, A FAIRY TALE ABOUT COME...

[causeways]

IT IS JUST AS PERFECT AS I ALWAYS IMAGINED IT COULD BE. Jensen's furry little deer cock! Aaaaaahaha.

Re: AND NOW, A FAIRY TALE ABOUT COME...

[memphis86]

*CHUBBY* little deer cock!

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, WALT DISNEY.

Re: AND NOW, A FAIRY TALE ABOUT COME...

[ignited]

I am crying with laughter. Like, anime hearts river teary JOY LAUGHTER.

lkasjf ohhh you're so good. SO GOOD.

I bring forth...pimp looking Jared? o_O

[ignited]

I love the fact that this looks like a really weird version of a perfume mag spread. Only... not. The mink stole scenario. Featuring Jared looking more like a pimp. SIGH. katjad suggested and WHO AM I TO SAY NO.

Re: I bring forth...pimp looking Jared? o_O

[memphis86]

AAAHHHHHH!!!

OMG!!!

*calms down*

This is so amazing. I love you!

Re: I bring forth...pimp looking Jared? o_O

[ignited]

♥♥♥ :D

Posing in fur and as fur is srs bisnz!

[peccare]

OH MY GOD WRITE THE VERSE I LOVE YOU.

[peccare]

HAHA ESSAYS. SOMETIMES I AM ALL LIKE SOCIAL JUSTICE CAN BE ACHIEVED IN MANY WAYS, FOR EXAMPLE, JENSEN SUCKINS COCK ACHIEVES A JUST OUTCOME BECAUSE JENSEN'S MOUTH IS PRETTY AND HE THINKS COME IS TASTY.