Challenge! IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!

[memphis86]

Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.

katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
memphis86

Comments

[sadcypress]

OMGILU. That is all. :D

[memphis86]

ILU2 :D

[ignited]

ahhh I hate/love you both for the IDEAS in my head now. As per usual. Jeez. Y'all keep enabling the crack part of my brain (trufax: 70% of it.)

I might do something. Besides the general crack of Big Bang. (And tramp stamps, don't forget that.)

[memphis86]

YAY ENABLING! Open up that Photoshop!! :D

ZOMG MISSING TRAMP STAMPS. I think Dean should call the scooby gang to find it. Or put up posters around the neighborhood. "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TRAMP STAMP? D:"

[causeways]

It is looking very much like I am going to have to write some of this MYSELF, huh. What about the fic where Sam and Dean are two bacteria in a petri dish, and they ARE FORCED TO REPRODUCE. WHAT NOW.

[trueshellz]

OMG!!!!!
:flails:
ILU!!!!!

[causeways]

Ahaha, that is AWESOME. Poor Potatoheads!

[causeways]

And TO INFINITY AND BEYOND. YES.

[causeways]

So I was sort of kidding above when I talked about the crack in which Sam and Dean are two bacteria in a petri dish, and they are FORCED TO REPRODUCE, but CLEARLY I WASN'T REALLY KIDDING.

*

Of all the things Dean might have expected to have happen to him in his life, being cursed into a bacterium in a Petri dish with Sam, who is also a bacterium? Yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.

"God," says this huge booming voice from somewhere above Dean. "Fucking bacteria. Just fucking reproduce already!"

"Dude, Sam," Dean says, "maybe that's it. Maybe we have to reproduce to get out of here."

"I don't know if you missed this," Sam says dryly, "but even when we're cursed into bacteria, I'm pretty sure we're still both male."

"You sure about that? Heh, you're totally the girl bacterium. Hey Sammy, wanna rub your, uh, membrane against me?"

"Gross," Sam says

[nasus221]

Ahahaha omg, whenever we talk about bacteria in cell bio from now on I'm going to crack up.

[causeways]

AWESOME.

[goodnight]

AHAHAHA MADE OF WIN!!!