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Challenge! IF IT AIN'T CRACKED DON'T FIC IT!

Apr 04, 2008 09:55

Once upon a time, katjad and memphis86 had a perfectly innocent discussion of how Jared's ass seemed to be a recurring theme in our conversations.

katjad: jared's naked ass as a leitmotif!
memphis86: YES!
memphis86: Jensen has it blown up in black and white for a centerpiece in his front hall
memphis86: so you walk into his house and it's like, ASS!
memphis86: And then Jensen comes in dressed like Hef
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causeways April 4 2008, 22:57:14 UTC

So I was sort of kidding above when I talked about the crack in which Sam and Dean are two bacteria in a petri dish, and they are FORCED TO REPRODUCE, but CLEARLY I WASN'T REALLY KIDDING.

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Of all the things Dean might have expected to have happen to him in his life, being cursed into a bacterium in a Petri dish with Sam, who is also a bacterium? Yeah, that pretty much takes the cake.

"God," says this huge booming voice from somewhere above Dean. "Fucking bacteria. Just fucking reproduce already!"

"Dude, Sam," Dean says, "maybe that's it. Maybe we have to reproduce to get out of here."

"I don't know if you missed this," Sam says dryly, "but even when we're cursed into bacteria, I'm pretty sure we're still both male."

"You sure about that? Heh, you're totally the girl bacterium. Hey Sammy, wanna rub your, uh, membrane against me?"

"Gross," Sam says ( ... )

nasus221 April 4 2008, 23:40:21 UTC

Ahahaha omg, whenever we talk about bacteria in cell bio from now on I'm going to crack up.

causeways April 5 2008, 00:17:08 UTC

AWESOME.

goodnight April 4 2008, 23:42:33 UTC

AHAHAHA MADE OF WIN!!!

causeways April 5 2008, 00:17:31 UTC

VICTORY IS MINE. BUT ALSO YOURS, BECAUSE YOU WROTE SAMMYPUS/DEANIGATOR.

goodnight April 5 2008, 00:24:13 UTC

HUZZAH. WE ARE BOTH MADE OF AWESOME.

dev_earl April 4 2008, 23:46:38 UTC

Best crack ever. :D :D

causeways April 5 2008, 00:18:15 UTC

Ahaha, FANTASTIC.

memphis86 April 4 2008, 23:54:02 UTC

I have no words. Only LOVE.

Wincestozoans!!

causeways April 5 2008, 00:18:53 UTC

. . . HORSESHOECRAB!DEAN/BEACH!SAM?

memphis86 April 5 2008, 00:20:59 UTC

...ENABLER!

(Walrus!Dean/Carpenter!Sammeh)

causeways April 5 2008, 00:23:59 UTC

Jonah!Sam/BellyoftheWhale!Dean?

memphis86 April 5 2008, 02:29:46 UTC

Ahab!Sam/Moby!Dean :D

unamaga April 4 2008, 23:56:27 UTC

I wish you could see my face right now.

causeways April 5 2008, 00:19:16 UTC

Me toooooo.

ignited April 5 2008, 00:15:56 UTC

If it were possible for bacteria to pant, Sam would totally be panting right now-his voice is all breathy.

I HEART YOU FOREVER, LET'S JUST GET THAT CLEAR, OKAY. ♥♥♥

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