THE FUCK OR DIE MEME
Aaah, the sound of birds chirping outside your bedroom window. The sun is shining in through the windows. That weird collar around your neck is ticking, ready to self destuct soon. You crack your eyes open.
....Wait. How did that collar get there? What is this? It cannot come off, no matter how hard you pull at it.
And something
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"Please be quiet," she said from where she was sitting on the bed. "This would all go away if you'd have sex with me, you know."
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"I think not, madam, sex is a completely pointless decidedly messy biological necessity that I refuse to conform to or partake in. Plus, it's messy, and what would meemaw say?"
He's tugging at the collar again, and peering in the mirror at it. "It's not a terribly complex contraption, if I had a small screwdriver set and a magnet I could have it off almost instantaneously."
He went over and started wrenching on the door. Which did not open, no matter if he tried it one-handed, both-handed, or braced his feet on the wall as he tugged.
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If she didn't die first, which was looking like a possible since getting Sheldon in bed would be impossible. And when he started to yank on the door, she sighed and went over to him.
"Sweetie, all we have to do is have sex. I'll even do all the work," she said with a look that was half-pleading and half-disgust. "Do you really want to die?"
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He still gripped the doorknob, pouting at her hysterically.
"Well... it would lower the collective intelligence of the entire world, and probably negate any chances we might have for scientific advances in areas such as time travel or hyperdisplacement theory." But he didn't want to.
But he didn't want to die.
"Penny. Penny, I don't want to die."
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His pleading made her frown and she moved close enough to offer a loose and quick hug.
"I don't want to die either, but I don't know what else we can do," she said before a thought passed through her mind. "I can sing 'Soft Kitty' during it if you think will make you feel better."
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And now he was about to do something rash.
*knock knock knock* "Penny...?"
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"Leo!" Oh god, it was Leo and he was wearing a collar too. Reaching out, she grabbed his arm and tugged him in. "Do you know who did this to us? Does anyone else have these collars on?"
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Leo sighs. Not that exploding would matter, he'd just reform, but he had to seem normal. "Dear god, you've got one, too?"
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She tugged on the collar and nodded. "And I got a note, saying I have to have sex with someone or die."
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"Well...If we can't find anyone..." Leo clears his throat. "I guess we'll have to do it."
"If you want, I mean."
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"We have to have sex, I guess."
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