201. fuck or die meme

[wildfidgey]

THE FUCK OR DIE MEME

Aaah, the sound of birds chirping outside your bedroom window. The sun is shining in through the windows. That weird collar around your neck is ticking, ready to self destuct soon. You crack your eyes open.
....Wait. How did that collar get there? What is this? It cannot come off, no matter how hard you pull at it.
And something

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Penny <> The Big Bang Theory <> Open

[loveshernerds]

Because I'm what some people call.... evil... >:-D Also, you may want to check our Rick's profile

[selfmade_hero]

*Why is it that bad things happen to Rick? Penny seemed like a nice girl, so why did after just meeting her did he end up in a room with her with them both wearing bomb collars?*

Did that when you answered my post this moring since I'm a nosy person. XD

[loveshernerds]

[This sucked. The last thing she remembered was leaving work, and going toward her car. Now she's in the middle of a strange room, with a man she hardly knows with a collar around her neck. She wants to cry, but she also doesn't want to seem like a wimp. So she reads the note again, her hands shaking.]

How are we supposed to fuck when we're so scared?!

XD, no worries, I do that too.

[selfmade_hero]

I don't know! *he looks around, seeing that they were stripped down to their underwear so they still had some dignity, but their clothes(minus phones or any tech that could let them get in touch with people) were still there, including Rick's watch. Rick went for it and picked it up* Ok, I may have an idea, but it's completely out there.

[loveshernerds]

[Penny was glad she'd worn her cute pink lace bra and panties. If she were going to die, then she would at least do it looking adorable. Looking over, she watched him, then gave him a confused look.]

What's the idea?

[selfmade_hero]

Well.... your friends, I'm assuming they're big into comics and the like? Maybe even brought up things like heroes? What if I told you that the entire concept of people having abilities wasn't all that far off?

[loveshernerds]

[Penny stared at Rick in disbelief. There was no way people had abilities like they did in comics.]

I don't believe you.

[selfmade_hero]

Well... if you say so.

*he puts his watch on and presses two buttons* Suit up! *and before her eyes, he turns into 2D, suit, sunglasses and all*

[loveshernerds]

[She stares at him as he transform into another person. Penny doesn't know if she should run off or scream.]

Oh my god! What the hell just happened?!

[lost_the_light]

Well, at best, we now have a way of getting out of here alive and unharmed without having to resort to sex. At second to worst, I've given you someone attractive to have sex with. At worst, I've given you someone attractive to refuse to have sex with because he just changed from the weird geek you were originally trapped in here with.

[loveshernerds]

[This is a little too much for her to take in all at once so she waves a hand to get him to be quiet. She then starts to pace around the room, her hand moving up to tug on the collar.]

How can we get out of this without having sex? And you - the other you - isn't bad looking either.

[lost_the_light]

There has to be a way, and yeah, but not many women want to sleep with him.

[loveshernerds]

I'd have sex with him. I'm really into nerdy guys.

[lost_the_light]

*he just pauses and laughs a bit* Of course, I have to get locked in a room with the threat of death to find someone who'd actually like Rick.

[loveshernerds]

You're good looking in this form, too. I'd do both of you.

NOT SORRY AT ALL~

[drbazinga]

Panic mode? Engage. He's backed into a corner, tugging at it, and his Texas accent is off the charts.

"This is unacceptable- This is-" Hyperventilating. "Oh hold the cows and fuck the ranch, we're going to die!"