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[acharmingprince]

Texts From Last Night Meme

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Comments

[heavenonhigh]

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

[righteous_bro]

Not my fault my dick signs things.

[heavenonhigh]

not sure whether i should be disgusted or impressed

[righteous_bro]

Impressed by my dick, disgusted by how you'll never be this great.

[heavenonhigh]

oh i'll top it make no mistake

[righteous_bro]

I don't even want to know what you're planning.

[heavenonhigh]

no, i really don't think you do

[righteous_bro]

...just checking, but you do know that a man's dick is a sacred thing you don't mess with, right?

[heavenonhigh]

i'm an expert in the sacred, the camp's dicks are safe

[righteous_bro]

Okay. Because if you do something to my dick, I will take all your drugs away.

[heavenonhigh]

that'd just be cruel. you'd have to pry them from my cold dead fingers

[righteous_bro]

So you were planning to do something to my dick!

[heavenonhigh]

no i'm a man of my word your dick is safe. your dick doesn't even cross my mind

[heavenonhigh]

well not often enough to cause alarm anyway

[righteous_bro]

And yet my alarm bells are ringing...

[heavenonhigh]

might wanna get that checked out, sounds like a malfunction to me