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[acharmingprince]

Texts From Last Night Meme

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3. Reply to others.
4. Profit!

Comments

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy.

Re: Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[erastes_owner]

Um, we're not married but I will take the advice. Hello, random person with crossed text message signal.

[thislastrequest]

Terribly sorry! Must've mixed up a number or three.

[erastes_owner]

Or subspace frequency. Yoda-speak sounds weird; want to explain to the curious?

Alaric Saltzman - TVD - open

[callmeric]

I misfired and got him in the eye. He complained for hours on how much it burnt. :/

Re: Alaric Saltzman - TVD - open

[aworldwaiting]

Please tell me that you're talking about taking Damon out on a paintball course...or even better, that you were torturing him with holy water.

[callmeric]

It was Damon. I was cutting a lemon and he said something so I threw it at him. I really didn't mean to hit him in the eye. ;P

[aworldwaiting]

Pfft. It was Damon, so he totally deserved it. Even if I don't know what he said, he's Damon, so he did.

Dani Barrows - OC - open

[hacksforthefbi]

Apparently putting live goldfish in a cherry Icee kills them. :o

[notthatwatson]

*Look who's gotten better at texting! \0/ *

Oh dear. That sounds absolutely dreadful.

[hacksforthefbi]

[Yay, James! Dani's super impressed!]

It is! I wanted to drink the Icee. :( It's all Will's fault for telling me to do it after getting me drunk!

[notthatwatson]

*And no accidental porn link sharing. Yet.*

Will told you to put goldfish in your Icee? And why is he getting you drunk?

Maddie Graham | OC | OTA

[bestintention]

you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"

Daryl Dixon - TWD - open (pre-canon for this)

[bowinhand]

Convince some hick from Kentucky to shove a cue ball into his mouth. Fucker did it, and broke all his damn teeth out. I mean, his damn TOOTH out.

[onlycommonsense]

No shit? Well, I'm almost proud of ya, baby brother.

omg, Merle! <3

[bowinhand]

he was a fucking douche anyway. kept trying to get the bartender to give him a blowjob even tho she said no.

So remember that one time before the apocalypse... ;-)

[amnotshortround]

Woah, dude. Don't think you meant that text for me.

*Thank god!*