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Daryl Dixon - TWD - open (pre-canon for this)

[bowinhand]

Convince some hick from Kentucky to shove a cue ball into his mouth. Fucker did it, and broke all his damn teeth out. I mean, his damn TOOTH out.

[onlycommonsense]

No shit? Well, I'm almost proud of ya, baby brother.

omg, Merle! <3

[bowinhand]

he was a fucking douche anyway. kept trying to get the bartender to give him a blowjob even tho she said no.

So remember that one time before the apocalypse... ;-)

[amnotshortround]

Woah, dude. Don't think you meant that text for me.

*Thank god!*

Hahaha! ILU so damn much! <33

[bowinhand]

You sure you ain't my brother?

:D <33 ILU2!

[amnotshortround]

Pretty sure since my brother is up in Michigan. Name is Glenn.

[bowinhand]

Well, shit. Sorry, man. My brother's always changing his number to hide from chicks he screws and people he owes money to.

I'm Daryl.

[amnotshortround]

That's okay. Can kind of see why that could be confusing.

Did that guy really shove a cue ball in his mouth?

[bowinhand]

No kidding. Guess I need to keep track of his numbers.

Yeah he did. He was a douche, tho. Kept trying to get the bartender to give him a blow job, even tho she kept saying no.

[amnotshortround]

Sounds like one of those things they really need to make an app for. Could call it Brother's Keeper.

Wow. Douche is right. Not to mention from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[bowinhand]

That's pretty funny, Glenn.

Yeah, he's from Kentucky so they ain't too smart there. After he knocked his tooth out, he got thrown out by a couple friends of mine.

Do you drink?

[amnotshortround]

Heh. Thanks.

Haven't been to Kentucky, so I guess I'm going to have to take your word. Sounds good you got him out, though.

I do sometimes. When I'm not going to be working.

[bowinhand]

Bad thing is he'll probably be back tonight to cause more trouble. I guess he's down here to hunt, even though it's not hunting season.

What do you do for work?

[amnotshortround]

Oh, man. A douche who hunts out of season. Too bad the ball didn't break his fingers.

I'm a pizza delivery guy. Not the most glamorous job, but it pays the bills. Actually doesn't even do that anymore.

[bowinhand]

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive these days. I help my brother fix car and I can't even remember the last time we had a real paycheck. Sucks sometimes.

[amnotshortround]

Yeah, that's the truth. Can't tell you how much times people have stiffed me on tips. But I guess it's got to get better sometime. Unless you don't have anymore teeth like that douche.