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[acharmingprince]

Texts From Last Night Meme

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Comments

[heavenonhigh]

I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.

[righteous_bro]

Pretty sure one of us is way more likely to get a dick-related malfunction and it ain't me.

[heavenonhigh]

and i'm pretty sure one of us is at a higher risk for whiskey dick, and it isn't me

[righteous_bro]

I have never in my life been unable to perform.

lmmfao that icon is cracking me the fuck up right now, negl

[heavenonhigh]

my apologies, i can see this is a sensitive subject for you, o fearless leader

omg don't insult his junk! (because he will cry. It's all he has left in the world ;______;)

[righteous_bro]

Yeah, fuck you, too, Cas. I am hiding all the booze.

BAWWWWW ahahahaha poor bb

[heavenonhigh]

you'd only be hurting yourself, you like that junk better than i do

Re: BAWWWWW ahahahaha poor bb

[righteous_bro]

I'll take the drugs, too, and I'll know where it's hidden.

[heavenonhigh]

i've got a butter knife and a plastic fork over here with your name on it. i'd like to see you try

[righteous_bro]

Oh, man, remember when your threats were scary?

[heavenonhigh]

fondly. low blow, Dean. low blow. i'll show you exactly what i'm capable of with a plastic fork

[righteous_bro]

Is it eating a can of beans? Because the amount of food you eat actively horrifies me.

[heavenonhigh]

maybe it's eating a can of beans and then stabbing you, how's that sound? now i'm hungry, thanks for that

[righteous_bro]

Plenty of beans waiting for you... if you suck my dick, huggy bear.

[heavenonhigh]

again with your dick... and is that really how you're gonna play this? If I were you I wouldn't want my mouth anywhere near your dick after that heinous threat against my drugs

[righteous_bro]

My dick did start this whole thing, what with its autograph signing.