what is it with those big ones? for what seems like an eternity, my big one was cold asleep in a deep slumber. he was clad in a black tee shirt that read skinny puppy". the big one is dumb. my sister and i are skinny kitties not puppies.

at least the big one keeps the kitty flakes coming.

the big one is turning the apartment into a battlefield. first he and some red-headed chick brought in bunch of boxes the other night. and earlier tonight the big one opened those boxes and finangled together some high rise contraption and stuck it in the big room by our feeding bowls. the new high rise contraption is shiny and white. the big one ( Read more... )

it's been a long time since i've posted here. there has been recent changes in the household. the big one finally got off his lazy ass and got us a cat tree and a warm plum-colored couch for the holidays. it would be nice, however, if the lazy one turns on the heat during the cold evenings. at least the lummox is good for a source of heat during ( Read more... )

the big one has been sleeping a lot these days. sometimes he sleeps for what seems to be an eternity, but usually walking on him or sticking my butt in his face does wonders that alarm clocks do not.

all he ever seems to do these days is to prance around the apartment and singing like a mad man. and what's up with this "football playoffs" thing? that just cuts into my quality time with the big one.

the big one's drunk again.

the big one has been spouting off about doing deep cleaning and how the bathroom and the bedroom are clean. give me a damn break! if the big one has't let the apartment get that dirty in the first place he wouldn't have to be doing all of this disaster cleanup! all cleaning did was to rearrange and mess up the perching posts for me and my sister ( Read more... )

the big one always says that i would have been an english major in college.


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