I still think Jeff would be a cuter kitten but I may be biased

[meiface]

So sometimes things happen in chat, by which I mean...every time I chat with either swingingstars or forochel, our brains go off in ridiculous directions and we end up chatficcing at each other.

Two sort of stories, cleaned up a little from chat to be readable...ish. I think.

Comments

[rsadelle]

I was literally loling at Bieksa the photographer.

[meiface]

He is really proud of mastering this art form!

[meiface]

ME TOO.

Tazer seems more like a dog person. I feel like kitten!Kaner would terrify him for being so tiny and yet so - so havoc-wreaking. And Tazer would want to swear and yell, but oh my god, he's so tiny and what is Tazer supposed to do?!

[meiface]

Eeee so thoughtful, Tazer! And once Kaner turns back into a human and they get together, it only makes sense that he gets an actual cat since he already has all the stuff, except maybe it turns into him-and-Kaner adopting a cat together because, seriously, the cat love Kaner so much and Kaner is over all the time to play with her and take care of her - and, okay, he's over all the time anyway, but Tazer feels like Kaner's over more for the cat than for him.

No, he's not jealous of the cat, why do you ask. :|

[impertinence]

AHHHHHHH KITTEN KANER OH GOD I AM DEAD OF ADORABLE

[meiface]

BUT HE WOULD ALSO DESTROY SO MANY THINGS.

lksjfgh everyone should turn into a kitten or puppy at some point just to satisfy my craving for ADORABLE ADORABLE THINGS NEEEED.

[meiface]

YOU HAVE READ THE KITTEN!JEFF FIC, RIGHT?

ALSO, THERE IS RANDOM KITTEN!JEFF IN MY COMMENTS ALSKDFJK I CANNOT STAND ALL THE ADORABLE KITTENS ARE THE CUTEST.

ALSO, SHARPY WOULD TOTALLY SING WITH DISNEY BIRDS.

/cannot stop capslocking in this fandom, jesus

[forochel]

it's really weird to have a vibrating cat on your head

almost 24 hours later and I'm still sort of amazed at the sentences my brain comes up with at 4am.

jeff makes the best halloween cat; he's midnight black and clear green eyes. "kitty!" parker crows, when eric comes home with jeff on his shoulder, tail curled round his neck. "up! up!"

eric bends down to pick parker up, and he says "you better not claw my kid," to jeff. jeff makes a weird whiffing noise, like he's scoffing at eric. jeff as a cat is way bitchier than jeff as a human. parker goes quiet when his eyes meet jeff's, and he cautiously puts a hand out to stroke jeff's tiny cat head. jeff purrs and nudges his head further into parker's pudgy palm. parker giggles, and jeff purrs even harder. eric kind of needs to sit down before he melts from all the adorable going on right next to his neck.

(THERE I WROTE YOU JEFF AS A KITTYCAT FIC)

[meiface]

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there is kitten jeff here!

BUT THIS HAS PARKER OH MY GOD /EXPLODES

CAN I HAVE A JEFF CAT FOR MY HEAD? :< omgggg.

[forochel]

OKAY SO WHILE WE''RE TALKING ABOUT CAT FIC

FOOTBALL DIVERSION!! CESC IS A CAT FIC (I secretly have, like, all the feelings about this fic and how Cesc is infantalised in a lot of football fic in general BUT ANYWAY BASICALLY THIS THING IS CRACKED OUT AND THE BEST THING EVER

[meiface]

I...don't read for football... (said she who once wrote fic for football).

YES YES MORE KITTEN JEFF ALL THE TIME. EEEEEE. THEY ARE THE CUTEST, SO CUTE SO CUTE.

...I guess this is gen. /o\