I still think Jeff would be a cuter kitten but I may be biased
So sometimes things happen in chat, by which I mean...every time I chat with either swingingstars or forochel, our brains go off in ridiculous directions and we end up chatficcing at each other.
Two sort of stories, cleaned up a little from chat to be readable...ish. I think.
swingingstars: I want Kesler hatefucking all the blackhawks okay
he cleeeeearly wants to
or just fic about how Laddy and Kesler dated and then broke up and then Laddy asked to be traded away to the Thrashers ONLY TO HAVE THE THRASHERS BECOME THE JETS
and now he;s like, great, I wanted to be further away from you and now I'm closer
meiface: hahahaha
it's still pretty far away though...
swingingstars: and then they're stupid boys who pine passive aggressively at each other
meiface: and they're in different conferences!
swingingstars: yeah but only a 2 hr flight!
meiface: Kes calls him in the middle of the night drunk
for a booty call
Laddy hangs up on him
repeat
Laddy is like JFC IT'S STILL A 2 HR FLIGHT
and Kes, drunkenly, is like ISN'T MY ASS WORTH A 2 HR FLIGHT?
I WOULD LET YOU TIE ME DOWN
swingingstars: and when Laddy stops answer the phone Kesler starts sending him sexts
meiface: and Ladd, much to his shame, actually considers it for a second before he's like NO FUCK YOU and hangs up again
hahahaha
yess
badly misspelled sexts
swingingstars: photos of his ass. splayed out on the bed.
meiface: except at a weird angle
so you can barely tell what it is
and then suddenly Laddy gets good pics like Kes is doing a pornshoot
and he's like JFC YOU WENT AND FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE A PIC OF YOUR ASS FOR YOU?
clearly the nucks are deranged
swingingstars: TO WHICH BIEKSA (the photographer) REPLIES WITH I FUCKING HATE YOU LADDY COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND
and this goes on for like an hour and Laddy still doesnt answer and then Kes finally stops texting.
and Laddy's like UGH FINALLY D;
except then he gets an email from united airlines confirming his fight and hes like SAY WHAT NOW D;
meiface: hahahaha
swingingstars: and Kesler texts with. i miss you.
meiface: at least he didn't have to pay for that
swingingstars: and Laddy makes fun of his forever for it. but secretly he's like a flailing girl pants and loves it
meiface: and like
he sends a mocking vday card
that is over the top lace and hearts and plays music and shit
with ridiculous soppy text
because of course he's mocking Kes for being so needy
except when he writes "DEAREST RYAN I WISH I WERE HOLDING YOU NOW CLOSE TO MY HEART XOXO LADDY "
he kind of means it
swingingstars: and Ryan replies with “fuck you.” and then another picture of his ass.
meiface: with artistic lighting
Bieksa adds his love
swingingstars: (Bieksa is so impressed with his photography skills that afterwards he goes and takes a class)
meiface: (but after he realizes the class doesn't use nude models he drops it)
(like, who needs pictures of fruit and trees and shit?)
swingingstars: (so instead he starts toting his camera around the locker room and taking compromising photos of his teammates - in artistic lighting)
meiface: (Kes continues to lurk in the background of every pic - but artistically now, thanks to Bieksa's awesome skills)
swingingstars: (there are random Laddy lurking in the background too.)
meiface: (but they try not to let those leak to the public, because PR does not want another "why is Andrew Ladd in the Canucks locker room shirtless" debacle)
(yes, another)
swingingstars: (yeah. he accidentally walked into the wrong locker room during a game btwn the jets and canucks....which wasn't until the next night and none of his other teammates were there... only goes so far)
meiface: (on the bright side, Kes is smart enough to wear long sleeves to hide the bruises around his wrists because those are more questions PR would find difficult to answer)
swingingstars: (and the hickeys on his ass. those were a bit harder to cover up because HE'S ALWAYS WALKING AROUND ASS IN THE AIR)
Oh, Keslurker.
P.S. Ladd’s brothers are hilarious. Obnoxious sibling love is the best:
Or then things like this will happen:
forochel: skdljgsg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28n7vnYNc1qfb46yo1_500.jpg
/convulses
meiface: lmao
i was honestly expecting a Kaner pic
THEREFORE
THERE NEEDS TO BE FIC
WHERE KANER TURNS INTO A KITTEN
AND IS SO ADORABLE TAZER IS TERRIFIED
forochel: HAHAHAHA
YES
KITTYKANER FIC
omg
he'd be
a tiny ball
of
like
fur and adorableness
meiface: :D
forochel: and then
he'd be
a furious ball
of hissiness
when women hit on Tazer
in front of him
meiface: run around in circles
topple everything
generally be obnoxious
but SO CUTE you can't be mad
forochel: exactly
and he'd just worm his way into Tazer's bed
and
curl up on his face
in the way that cats do
meiface: heh
forochel: so Tazer basically wakes up choking on fur
in the middle of the night
the first time that happens he almost tosses Kaner across the room
it's only Kaner's confused and alarmed yowling and his claws digging into Tazer's hand that stop Tazer from releasing his fingers
and he's like
"JESUS FUCK, KANER."
and Kaner's just meowing reproachfully at him
meiface: and then Tazer feels like an ass for yelling at a tiny ball of fluff.
forochel: yeah
and then it annoys him
because this is
like
Kaner
what
KANER
meiface: laskjdflk omg
TINIEST BALL OF FLUFF
forochel: "you can't just sit on my face like that," Tazer tries.
Kaner's jumped off onto his chest now, so he's going kind of cross-eyed looking at Kaner.
Kaner kind of hisses at him, his tiny furry face scrunching up and tongue in full view,
Tazer groans and lets his head thump back onto the pillow.
9:54 PM
meiface: seconds later, there's a fluffy tail whisking over his face
forochel: he sputters and says, "you're fucking impossible, patrick kane."
Kaner mrrrrrs in the smuggest way possible, before turning round in a circle and settling on his chest, a tiny spot of warmth.
forochel: he stares down the length of his nose and chest at the purring ball of fur, and weakly reiterates, "fucking impossible", before drawing the blankets up over Kaner and going back to sleep.
cat Kaner doesn't like cat food.
cat Kaner, ironically, likes sushi.
Johnny can't wait for Kaner to turn back into a human just so he can remind him how much raw fish he ate as a cat.
meiface: cat Kaner also likes to unroll all of Johnny's toilet paper
and bat at plastic bags
forochel: Johnny totally buys Kaner all these cat toys
but in the end Kaner just goes crazy over a plastic bag
he runs into it and starts tearing and rolling around in it frantically
meowing very loudly all the while.
meiface: it's adorable
forochel: Johnny can't stop laughing, and he takes a couple of pictures with his phone.
forochel: when Kaner's gotten himself all tangled up in it he just lies there and gives Johnny the most pathetic look ever.
meiface: but Johnny only moved on to plastic bags after cat Kaner spent hours frolicking through paper bags until he shredded them all
and sat in the middle of the mess in in Johnny's living room looking up at him guilelessly
and meowing to be pet
forochel: "you're fucking lucky you're so fucking cute right now," Johnny grumbles. he lifts Kaner up
and sets him on the sofa
before getting the vacuum cleaner out.
Kaner seriously hates the vacuum cleaner.
meiface: Johnny's going to have a hard time explaining the tiny claw punctures in his leather sofa
"i was catsitting," he imagines telling his mom when she visits and inspects his furniture with a disapproving frown
forochel: HAHAHAHA
meiface: she'd never believe him.
forochel: she'd totally believe him if he told her the truth though
meiface: it's kind of sad, actually.
forochel: anyway, while the vacuum cleaners whining away
kitty Kaner's just buried amongst the couch cushions
ears flattened to his head
tail and paws over his ears
meiface: fur standing on end!
forochel: it's actually pretty adorable, for the defining picture of A Kitten In Anguish
meiface: and that's how Johnny spends the better part of an hour of his saturday afternoon squatting over his carpet picking out shreds of paper bag.
he's not that much of an asshole, seriously, that he'd make a kitten that miserable, even if that kitten is Kaner.
who probably deserves some miserable things in life, if we're talking in the cosmic karma sense.
forochel: when he shuts off the vacuum cleaner Kaner springs off the couch and stalks warily over to it
he circles it from a distance
eyeing it balefully
before trying to attack it
it doesn't really work, but Kaner doesn't give up
meiface: after a while, having deemed the vacuum cleaner satisfactorily cowed into submission, Kaner wanders over to Johnny.
forochel: eeeeeeeeeeee~
and digs his claws into Johnny's toes?
cos that would be great
meiface: alskdjfdkl lmao
okay
forochel: "ow!" Johnny yelps. "motherfucker!"
meiface: i assume that's inner!Kaner making commentary
on MR. TOES
forochel: he tries to shake Kaner off
(also LMAO HAHAHAHA)
but Kaner's a determined asshole and clings on.
meiface: (i think Kaner should develop an inexplicable attachment to Tazer's toes)
forochel: (yes. yes. a million times yes.)
meiface: (and one day Sharpy witnesses this and laughs forever because, he explains to Tazer who is obviously too dim to get it and thinks it's just a weird cat thing, Kaner is obviously still himself. and he's obviously mocking you, mr. toes.)
forochel: HAHAHAHA
forochel: (okay this is going to be in preseason. because I cannot deal with, like, games and shit)
they try taking Kaner kitty ice skating
it's pretty hilarious to see him clicking out onto the ice and then just
sort of
skidding about
making sad mreowring sounds
so in the end Tazer just picks him up and puts Kaner on his head
meiface: klsfjsldgkhd
forochel: Kaner's pretty much purring throughout that
it's really weird to have a vibrating cat on your head
Tazer thinks
meiface: IT’S REALLY WEIRD TO HAVE A VIBRATING CAT ON YOUR HEAD, TAZER THINKS
GOOD THOUGHTS, TAZER, GOOD THOUGHTS.
forochel: he says as much to Sharpy, but only because Sharpy asks,
and then Sharpy just laughs at him and makes gimme hands.
meiface: Sharpy is frolicking about like a princess with cat Kaner, twirling him in circles and stuff
forochel: AWWWWWW
Sharpy would be such a disney prince
oh god
meiface: Tazer thinks irritably Sharpy would make a great disney princess
he's half expecting Kaner to start singing or something
what? Kaner turned into a kitten. weirder things could happen.
he just doesn't think Sharpy should be flinging a tiny kitten around like that. kittens are delicate!
they're young! they're still, like, developing and stuff. (Tazer really doesn't know that much about cats.)
forochel: so he's leaning against the boards with his arms crossed
just
like
glowering
silently
at Sharpy fooling around
andthen seabsie skates up and says, "awwww aren't they cuuuuteee", which is seriously no big help at all, seabsie.
(then more cute shit happens)
(and then:)
forochel: uhhhh
Kaner gets turned back into a human being?
but Tazer's been so used to sleeping with kitty Kaner
that he's like
fuck this
and drives over to Kaner's
and makes Kaner let him sleep with him
and Kaner's secretly like fuck yesssssss and a cuddle monster
meiface: and maybe he still has some of the cat impulses - or at least that's his excuse - when he decides to lick Tazer's neck
i mean, it's right there
and he thinks he gets away with it, Tazer's asleep, and all he does is sort of sigh and resettle into the mattress
but then his eyes are open-- half-open, and he's looking at Kaner.
"did you just lick me?"
forochel: OH BOY
Kaner freezes
"um"
"no?" he tries.
Tazer regards him for a bit.
then he shifts a bit and his hand is in Kaner's hair, fingers scritching a bit, tugging through Kaner's curls.
that feels ... pretty good, actually, and Kaner can't stop himself from arching into the touch a bit, butting his head against Tazer's palm.
Tazer laughs quietly, his breath washing warm over Kaner's face.
"still not over being a cat yet, huh," he says easily.
meiface: Kaner flushes despite himself and hates himself a little for it, hates Tazer a little for it too.
but Tazer is still touching him and it feels good, so Kaner can't even stay mad. it's warm and he's sleepy and everything is just..right. finally.
forochel: "hey," Tazer tugs harder, "don't change back into a cat."
meiface: his voice gets quieter, barely audible. "i'd miss you."
Kaner strains to hear him. "i missed you."
forochel: AWWW, BLESS.
meiface: AND THEN THEY SLEEP
AND IN THE MORNING THEY MAKE OUT
forochel: HURRAH
meiface: AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
forochel: THE END.
cheers
meiface: \o/
forochel: BIRD!
Yeah, apparently I cannot write except when it’s in chat or comment boxes. I wrote some werewolf!Tazer and Stiles!Kaner yesterday! And some other stuff, like Gundam Wing AU Kaner/Tazer and frat AU and a tribute to Jeff Skinner’s thighs.
Maybe one day I’ll produce real fic! Until then I will just keep nudging other people into it. :D
Two sort of stories, cleaned up a little from chat to be readable...ish. I think.
swingingstars: I want Kesler hatefucking all the blackhawks okay
he cleeeeearly wants to
or just fic about how Laddy and Kesler dated and then broke up and then Laddy asked to be traded away to the Thrashers ONLY TO HAVE THE THRASHERS BECOME THE JETS
and now he;s like, great, I wanted to be further away from you and now I'm closer
meiface: hahahaha
it's still pretty far away though...
swingingstars: and then they're stupid boys who pine passive aggressively at each other
meiface: and they're in different conferences!
swingingstars: yeah but only a 2 hr flight!
meiface: Kes calls him in the middle of the night drunk
for a booty call
Laddy hangs up on him
repeat
Laddy is like JFC IT'S STILL A 2 HR FLIGHT
and Kes, drunkenly, is like ISN'T MY ASS WORTH A 2 HR FLIGHT?
I WOULD LET YOU TIE ME DOWN
swingingstars: and when Laddy stops answer the phone Kesler starts sending him sexts
meiface: and Ladd, much to his shame, actually considers it for a second before he's like NO FUCK YOU and hangs up again
hahahaha
yess
badly misspelled sexts
swingingstars: photos of his ass. splayed out on the bed.
meiface: except at a weird angle
so you can barely tell what it is
and then suddenly Laddy gets good pics like Kes is doing a pornshoot
and he's like JFC YOU WENT AND FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE A PIC OF YOUR ASS FOR YOU?
clearly the nucks are deranged
swingingstars: TO WHICH BIEKSA (the photographer) REPLIES WITH I FUCKING HATE YOU LADDY COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND
and this goes on for like an hour and Laddy still doesnt answer and then Kes finally stops texting.
and Laddy's like UGH FINALLY D;
except then he gets an email from united airlines confirming his fight and hes like SAY WHAT NOW D;
meiface: hahahaha
swingingstars: and Kesler texts with. i miss you.
meiface: at least he didn't have to pay for that
swingingstars: and Laddy makes fun of his forever for it. but secretly he's like a flailing girl pants and loves it
meiface: and like
he sends a mocking vday card
that is over the top lace and hearts and plays music and shit
with ridiculous soppy text
because of course he's mocking Kes for being so needy
except when he writes "DEAREST RYAN I WISH I WERE HOLDING YOU NOW CLOSE TO MY HEART XOXO LADDY "
he kind of means it
swingingstars: and Ryan replies with “fuck you.” and then another picture of his ass.
meiface: with artistic lighting
Bieksa adds his love
swingingstars: (Bieksa is so impressed with his photography skills that afterwards he goes and takes a class)
meiface: (but after he realizes the class doesn't use nude models he drops it)
(like, who needs pictures of fruit and trees and shit?)
swingingstars: (so instead he starts toting his camera around the locker room and taking compromising photos of his teammates - in artistic lighting)
meiface: (Kes continues to lurk in the background of every pic - but artistically now, thanks to Bieksa's awesome skills)
swingingstars: (there are random Laddy lurking in the background too.)
meiface: (but they try not to let those leak to the public, because PR does not want another "why is Andrew Ladd in the Canucks locker room shirtless" debacle)
(yes, another)
swingingstars: (yeah. he accidentally walked into the wrong locker room during a game btwn the jets and canucks....which wasn't until the next night and none of his other teammates were there... only goes so far)
meiface: (on the bright side, Kes is smart enough to wear long sleeves to hide the bruises around his wrists because those are more questions PR would find difficult to answer)
swingingstars: (and the hickeys on his ass. those were a bit harder to cover up because HE'S ALWAYS WALKING AROUND ASS IN THE AIR)
Oh, Keslurker.
P.S. Ladd’s brothers are hilarious. Obnoxious sibling love is the best:
Click to viewOr then things like this will happen:
forochel: skdljgsg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28n7vnYNc1qfb46yo1_500.jpg
/convulses
meiface: lmao
i was honestly expecting a Kaner pic
THEREFORE
THERE NEEDS TO BE FIC
WHERE KANER TURNS INTO A KITTEN
AND IS SO ADORABLE TAZER IS TERRIFIED
forochel: HAHAHAHA
YES
KITTYKANER FIC
omg
he'd be
a tiny ball
of
like
fur and adorableness
meiface: :D
forochel: and then
he'd be
a furious ball
of hissiness
when women hit on Tazer
in front of him
meiface: run around in circles
topple everything
generally be obnoxious
but SO CUTE you can't be mad
forochel: exactly
and he'd just worm his way into Tazer's bed
and
curl up on his face
in the way that cats do
meiface: heh
forochel: so Tazer basically wakes up choking on fur
in the middle of the night
the first time that happens he almost tosses Kaner across the room
it's only Kaner's confused and alarmed yowling and his claws digging into Tazer's hand that stop Tazer from releasing his fingers
and he's like
"JESUS FUCK, KANER."
and Kaner's just meowing reproachfully at him
meiface: and then Tazer feels like an ass for yelling at a tiny ball of fluff.
forochel: yeah
and then it annoys him
because this is
like
Kaner
what
KANER
meiface: laskjdflk omg
TINIEST BALL OF FLUFF
forochel: "you can't just sit on my face like that," Tazer tries.
Kaner's jumped off onto his chest now, so he's going kind of cross-eyed looking at Kaner.
Kaner kind of hisses at him, his tiny furry face scrunching up and tongue in full view,
Tazer groans and lets his head thump back onto the pillow.
9:54 PM
meiface: seconds later, there's a fluffy tail whisking over his face
forochel: he sputters and says, "you're fucking impossible, patrick kane."
Kaner mrrrrrs in the smuggest way possible, before turning round in a circle and settling on his chest, a tiny spot of warmth.
forochel: he stares down the length of his nose and chest at the purring ball of fur, and weakly reiterates, "fucking impossible", before drawing the blankets up over Kaner and going back to sleep.
cat Kaner doesn't like cat food.
cat Kaner, ironically, likes sushi.
Johnny can't wait for Kaner to turn back into a human just so he can remind him how much raw fish he ate as a cat.
meiface: cat Kaner also likes to unroll all of Johnny's toilet paper
and bat at plastic bags
forochel: Johnny totally buys Kaner all these cat toys
but in the end Kaner just goes crazy over a plastic bag
he runs into it and starts tearing and rolling around in it frantically
meowing very loudly all the while.
meiface: it's adorable
forochel: Johnny can't stop laughing, and he takes a couple of pictures with his phone.
forochel: when Kaner's gotten himself all tangled up in it he just lies there and gives Johnny the most pathetic look ever.
meiface: but Johnny only moved on to plastic bags after cat Kaner spent hours frolicking through paper bags until he shredded them all
and sat in the middle of the mess in in Johnny's living room looking up at him guilelessly
and meowing to be pet
forochel: "you're fucking lucky you're so fucking cute right now," Johnny grumbles. he lifts Kaner up
and sets him on the sofa
before getting the vacuum cleaner out.
Kaner seriously hates the vacuum cleaner.
meiface: Johnny's going to have a hard time explaining the tiny claw punctures in his leather sofa
"i was catsitting," he imagines telling his mom when she visits and inspects his furniture with a disapproving frown
forochel: HAHAHAHA
meiface: she'd never believe him.
forochel: she'd totally believe him if he told her the truth though
meiface: it's kind of sad, actually.
forochel: anyway, while the vacuum cleaners whining away
kitty Kaner's just buried amongst the couch cushions
ears flattened to his head
tail and paws over his ears
meiface: fur standing on end!
forochel: it's actually pretty adorable, for the defining picture of A Kitten In Anguish
meiface: and that's how Johnny spends the better part of an hour of his saturday afternoon squatting over his carpet picking out shreds of paper bag.
he's not that much of an asshole, seriously, that he'd make a kitten that miserable, even if that kitten is Kaner.
who probably deserves some miserable things in life, if we're talking in the cosmic karma sense.
forochel: when he shuts off the vacuum cleaner Kaner springs off the couch and stalks warily over to it
he circles it from a distance
eyeing it balefully
before trying to attack it
it doesn't really work, but Kaner doesn't give up
meiface: after a while, having deemed the vacuum cleaner satisfactorily cowed into submission, Kaner wanders over to Johnny.
forochel: eeeeeeeeeeee~
and digs his claws into Johnny's toes?
cos that would be great
meiface: alskdjfdkl lmao
okay
forochel: "ow!" Johnny yelps. "motherfucker!"
meiface: i assume that's inner!Kaner making commentary
on MR. TOES
forochel: he tries to shake Kaner off
(also LMAO HAHAHAHA)
but Kaner's a determined asshole and clings on.
meiface: (i think Kaner should develop an inexplicable attachment to Tazer's toes)
forochel: (yes. yes. a million times yes.)
meiface: (and one day Sharpy witnesses this and laughs forever because, he explains to Tazer who is obviously too dim to get it and thinks it's just a weird cat thing, Kaner is obviously still himself. and he's obviously mocking you, mr. toes.)
forochel: HAHAHAHA
forochel: (okay this is going to be in preseason. because I cannot deal with, like, games and shit)
they try taking Kaner kitty ice skating
it's pretty hilarious to see him clicking out onto the ice and then just
sort of
skidding about
making sad mreowring sounds
so in the end Tazer just picks him up and puts Kaner on his head
meiface: klsfjsldgkhd
forochel: Kaner's pretty much purring throughout that
it's really weird to have a vibrating cat on your head
Tazer thinks
meiface: IT’S REALLY WEIRD TO HAVE A VIBRATING CAT ON YOUR HEAD, TAZER THINKS
GOOD THOUGHTS, TAZER, GOOD THOUGHTS.
forochel: he says as much to Sharpy, but only because Sharpy asks,
and then Sharpy just laughs at him and makes gimme hands.
meiface: Sharpy is frolicking about like a princess with cat Kaner, twirling him in circles and stuff
forochel: AWWWWWW
Sharpy would be such a disney prince
oh god
meiface: Tazer thinks irritably Sharpy would make a great disney princess
he's half expecting Kaner to start singing or something
what? Kaner turned into a kitten. weirder things could happen.
he just doesn't think Sharpy should be flinging a tiny kitten around like that. kittens are delicate!
they're young! they're still, like, developing and stuff. (Tazer really doesn't know that much about cats.)
forochel: so he's leaning against the boards with his arms crossed
just
like
glowering
silently
at Sharpy fooling around
andthen seabsie skates up and says, "awwww aren't they cuuuuteee", which is seriously no big help at all, seabsie.
(then more cute shit happens)
(and then:)
forochel: uhhhh
Kaner gets turned back into a human being?
but Tazer's been so used to sleeping with kitty Kaner
that he's like
fuck this
and drives over to Kaner's
and makes Kaner let him sleep with him
and Kaner's secretly like fuck yesssssss and a cuddle monster
meiface: and maybe he still has some of the cat impulses - or at least that's his excuse - when he decides to lick Tazer's neck
i mean, it's right there
and he thinks he gets away with it, Tazer's asleep, and all he does is sort of sigh and resettle into the mattress
but then his eyes are open-- half-open, and he's looking at Kaner.
"did you just lick me?"
forochel: OH BOY
Kaner freezes
"um"
"no?" he tries.
Tazer regards him for a bit.
then he shifts a bit and his hand is in Kaner's hair, fingers scritching a bit, tugging through Kaner's curls.
that feels ... pretty good, actually, and Kaner can't stop himself from arching into the touch a bit, butting his head against Tazer's palm.
Tazer laughs quietly, his breath washing warm over Kaner's face.
"still not over being a cat yet, huh," he says easily.
meiface: Kaner flushes despite himself and hates himself a little for it, hates Tazer a little for it too.
but Tazer is still touching him and it feels good, so Kaner can't even stay mad. it's warm and he's sleepy and everything is just..right. finally.
forochel: "hey," Tazer tugs harder, "don't change back into a cat."
meiface: his voice gets quieter, barely audible. "i'd miss you."
Kaner strains to hear him. "i missed you."
forochel: AWWW, BLESS.
meiface: AND THEN THEY SLEEP
AND IN THE MORNING THEY MAKE OUT
forochel: HURRAH
meiface: AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
forochel: THE END.
cheers
meiface: \o/
forochel: BIRD!
Yeah, apparently I cannot write except when it’s in chat or comment boxes. I wrote some werewolf!Tazer and Stiles!Kaner yesterday! And some other stuff, like Gundam Wing AU Kaner/Tazer and frat AU and a tribute to Jeff Skinner’s thighs.
Maybe one day I’ll produce real fic! Until then I will just keep nudging other people into it. :D