DIRT!

[meginwonderland]

Does anyone else have a very hard time keeping their flat tidy? I clean every day and there's still dirt everywhere!! I scrub with Duke Darington's Disinfecting Draught and Madame Maude's Marvelous Mixture with Marigold root which is supposed to be excellent for repelling dust. But everything is always so dirty

Comments

[lovememadley]

Our flat is always fairly clean. I intended to spend yesterday at home but instead spent all day scrubbing to stop thinkin- Perhaps it is because you are a downstairs flat?

[meginwonderland]

I just see dirt every time I turn around! Like THERE!! In that corner of the ceiling near the window! It's FILTHY!

[lovememadley]

Oh, dirty windows are ghastly! Once I come back from the wedding, I can come downstairs to help.

[meginwonderland]

OH MY GOODNESS THE WINDOWS!!! I didn't even NOTICE them! Oh goodness!!

Well... I've already moved all the furniture into the hall and now I'm taking out the carpet! I'll let you know where I am when you get back!!

[shortongalleons]

I love how you always manage to find something to occupy yourself with, Jones! It's so endearing!

[meginwonderland]

But... but if I don't clean it will just get dirtier!

[mad_meaghan]

So... I should stop coming over and spreading dust everywhere?

[meginwonderland]

You aren't are you?! Why would you do that?!

[mad_meaghan]

Because I'm awful and spiteful and you stole my name.

[meginwonderland]

I didn't!!! I don't have an H!!

[maty_unscripted]

It's FINE!

[meginwonderland]

But it isn't!! There's... there's dust everywhere! Maybe it's in the carpet?! Should I take the carpet up and make sure it's really clean!? That has to be it!

[maty_unscripted]

If you really want to, but I'm not helping this time.

[meginwonderland]

It's where the dirt is from I know it is!! I'm going to shrink the furniture and move it into the hall and then take the carpet up and bring it outside and clean it and then clean the floor under the carpet and then clean the carpet again before I bring it in!! Do you think that will stop it?!

[justwayne]

I don't think it's that dirty, Meg.

[orlapq]

Have I been kicked out of the flat without my knowledge?

[justwayne]

No! I'm pretty sure Meg just forgot in all her excitement. About the dirt. You know how she is about it.

[orlapq]

The dirt can get you every time. I know I forget my own name when I'm in a park. It's so dirty there. With you know, all the dirt. It's everywhere.