DIRT!

[meginwonderland]

Does anyone else have a very hard time keeping their flat tidy? I clean every day and there's still dirt everywhere!! I scrub with Duke Darington's Disinfecting Draught and Madame Maude's Marvelous Mixture with Marigold root which is supposed to be excellent for repelling dust. But everything is always so dirty

Comments

[justwayne]

I don't think it's that dirty, Meg.

[orlapq]

Have I been kicked out of the flat without my knowledge?

[justwayne]

No! I'm pretty sure Meg just forgot in all her excitement. About the dirt. You know how she is about it.

[orlapq]

The dirt can get you every time. I know I forget my own name when I'm in a park. It's so dirty there. With you know, all the dirt. It's everywhere.

[justwayne]

It's a true epidemic. And that's why Megan has to fight it. Starting with our flat.

[orlapq]

Once she's done fighting the great fight, we won't have a flat left.

[justwayne]

Probably. Especially since I'm pretty sure putting anything in it is asking for "dirt."

[orlapq]

I won't be surprised if I come home one day to find all of my stuff shrunk down to size and sitting in a pile on the counter.

[justwayne]

There's a limit for Meg, I'm sure. Somewhere.

[orlapq]

Hopefully.

[meginwonderland]

OH MY GOODNESS!! Were you kicked out?!?! Why?! Is it because the apartment is really dirty?!

[orlapq]

I don't know. Apparently I don't live in the flat anymore, though.

[meginwonderland]

OH MY GOODNESS WHY NOT?! It's because I let it get filthy, isn't it?! Oh my goodness I'm so sorry!!!

Okay, as SOON as I'm done with the carpet and the floor I will reupholster the furniture!! Will that make it cleaner?! Will you move back in?!

[orlapq]

Maybe you should cover everything in plastic. Plastic is easy to clean and it makes a GREAT sound when you step and sit on it!!

[meginwonderland]

Would you stay then? If we lived in plastic?

[orlapq]

It's not a matter of me choosing to leave or stay. I had assumed you knew something I didn't, since your post was directed to our other two flatmates, and not to me as well.