Une Coup [Action+Video]

[meettheknife]

[Upon finding himself in the strange hospital, the Spy made two deductions.
One, this was not badlands, not at all. Two, the hospital staff are very attentive.
The first deduction did not take a great deal of skill to summise, the mere fact that he could not hear the angry screams of his colleagues was hint enough. He was quite sure that he was dead

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[video]

[hasstandards]

[Not enough unsure in the world for his face. He's glad he came in at the tail end of that and not at the beginning, though he would have preferred to not see it at all.]

Great. Bloody great.

[meettheknife]

You. You will do.

Where you watchi-- [Smirk.]

Why are zere so many dogs and where am I?

[video]

[hasstandards]

You're in Paradise, I don't know what you mean about the dogs, and you can just go back where you came from. The last thing this godforsaken place needs is a bloody spook runnin' around.

[video]

[meettheknife]

Paradise...? Hmm, I suppose I can be convinced. You expect me to leave on your be'alf? Are you 'iding somezhing?

[video]

[hasstandards]

No, but there are plenty of problems without you skulkin' around making more.

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[meettheknife]

Is zat so? What a pity.

I suppose you will be directing me back to ze Badlands zen, oui?

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[hasstandards]

Find your own way out.

[video]

[meettheknife]

I shan't be leaving zen.

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[hasstandards]

I didn't think you would.

[video]

[meettheknife]

I would be concerned for your 'ealzh if you sought I would.

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[hasstandards]

I suppose no one gave you a speech upon waking up here, then?

[video]

[meettheknife]

Is zat what she was saying? My mistake.

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[hasstandards]

[And he is going to continue looking quietly disgusted.]

And here I was thinkin' I might be charitable and tell you what you probably oughtta know. My mistake.

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[meettheknife]

Oh, I am sure I will manage some'ow.
Zough...would you be so kind as to tell me why ze dog won' let me leave? Is it a challenge?

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[hasstandards]

What dog?

[He cranes his neck around as though it will change the view on the video feed.]

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[meettheknife]

[he turns the video to the dog.]
Say 'allo.