Une Coup [Action+Video]

[meettheknife]

[Upon finding himself in the strange hospital, the Spy made two deductions.
One, this was not badlands, not at all. Two, the hospital staff are very attentive.
The first deduction did not take a great deal of skill to summise, the mere fact that he could not hear the angry screams of his colleagues was hint enough. He was quite sure that he was dead

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[video]

[hasstandards]

[Not enough unsure in the world for his face. He's glad he came in at the tail end of that and not at the beginning, though he would have preferred to not see it at all.]

Great. Bloody great.

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[hasstandards]

[He eyes the dog. And then he laughs. It starts out low and hollow, building until he can't contain it.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He perks up and wags his tail when he sees RED then turns and growls at Spy again.

Stay right there you cloaking coward.*

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[hasstandards]

[Still laughing. This is priceless.]

I don't know, Spy. Seems like ya might've made 'im mad.

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[meettheknife]

Is zis your dog..? Zis is no' funny, I 'ave no' seen 'im before.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He's debating about pissing on your shoes. But instead he's gonna grab your pants leg with his teeth.*

[video]

[hasstandards]

He's not mine, but I've seen him around. He's a fine dog. Usually pretty friendly, too. Ya must've done something he didn't like.

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[meettheknife]

'e was barking ze second 'e saw me-- merde-- get your teezh off me!

[Shakes his leg and cringes.]

[video]

[hasstandards]

I suppose he knows a bad egg when he sees one. Ya best not make him too mad. The respawn here ain't workin'.

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Oh quit yer whining, it's just your suit he's tearing, your leg is fine. He rips off a small chunk of pant lag and trots around happily with it in his mouth like a trophy.

Boo-yah Spy.*

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[meettheknife]

Bad egg? Zen by all means 'e should be over ze-- AUGH.

NON.

BAD. STOP. [Not even trying to hide the shrill tone to his voice]

Dieu....[Looks mournfully down at his leg before pocketing the 3STP and charging after the dog.]

Give me zat you sad excuse for a 'air ball!

[video]

[hasstandards]

[He's still laughing as the communicator goes dark, presumably from having been shoved into Spy's pocket. He hangs up for the moment, deciding to let the spook have fun with BLU... or maybe it's the other way around.]

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*He leads Spy on a merry chase around the room, coming to rest on his bed. He lays down, tail wagging as he gnaws on a piece of silk that probably cost more than everything in this room combined.*

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[meettheknife]

[He approaches as sloooooowly as possible, hand out-stretched.]

Now...just....stop...and put it down...

we can....

talk about it...

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Om nom nom nom. He eyes Spy warily as he approaches, giving a small snarl before deciding that maybe it's best to rip this into pieces.

Then again..... Spy did just get here and had no idea what was going on. His suit was going to be one of the few things he had from home. He stopped chewing on the scrap and stared at it.. debating.*

[meettheknife]

[He looks sadly at the mangled piece and reaches for it carefully, hoping not to get bitten.]