Jan 16, 2012 20:05
[Upon finding himself in the strange hospital, the Spy made two deductions.
One, this was not badlands, not at all. Two, the hospital staff are very attentive.
The first deduction did not take a great deal of skill to summise, the mere fact that he could not hear the angry screams of his colleagues was hint enough. He was quite sure that he was dead just a moment ago, perhaps respawn took him to heaven. He welcomed the peacefulness with open arms, as he did with the coy ginger nurse who greeted him.
It had been a long time since he broke off his brief affair with the lady in blue, in all of that time he had no seen a woman. He was almost embarrassed at his eagerness to take her hand and kiss it, almost. It was almost too easy, a well placed wink and an inviting smile had lead her straight to the empty hospital bed. He muttered sweet nothings in French, and she quickly removed her pantyhose. For a long and passionate moment, they made love like two seperated soul mates and she left the room with an even bigger smile than when she greeted him.
He had hardly even noticed the device that remained tossed to the side with his jacket, vest and shirt. ]
[Video]
[The 3STP had a front row view to that passionate scene and it is now that Spy realises this. He's already dressed, sans his jacket and he's in the process of fishing through it for his cigarettes. He has a lot to mull over, and he likes to smoke while he thinks...and while he does anything. He lights up and takes a long drag, blowing smoke toward the screen and humming in confusion.]
Zis is new....[He places the cigarette back in his mouth so he may hold it in both hands, it's like nothing he's ever seen before, and he's seen a lot of things. He gives it a little shake while fiddling with it, waiting for it to react so he can venture a guess as to what it is.]
c[red pyro],
g[3_step],
c[blu sniper],
c[red sniper]