☠8 Heads Batted In // Video//English☠

[meet_the_scout]

[With a long and unusually loud buzz, the communicator turns on to the sound of a boy's cracking voice shrieking and fumbling, some splashing, and then a thud as the communicator hits the ground. Scout can be seen flailing around with his pants rolled up to his knees, bare legs being ripped frantically out of the edge of the lake. Cue a good 20

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[shoothimfirst]

...So you are not dead yet.

[meet_the_scout]

Nah, I am not dead yet. Think I could bite the big one before I got a chance t'crack my initials into yer head?

[shoothimfirst]

I am beginning to think that fighting in this manner is pointless here. If you are so intent on killing me, however, I will respond in kind, Herr.

[meet_the_scout]

. . . Huh. Maybe you ain't that retahded after all, cuz I been lookin' up and down fer RED an' BLU, or a way out, an' I haven't seen jack...

[video]

[a_good_job_mate]

*oh, guess who saw you crying, you twitchy little hooligan! Just have a jackass grin from Sniper*

[video]

[meet_the_scout]

For fuck's sake- WHAT?!

[Scout just scowls back. He... sure is happy to see a bunch of you RED guys around here... Or not.]

[video]

[a_good_job_mate]

Maybe Spy was right, mate. Though I don't think y'were cryin' at rainbows this time.

[video]

[meet_the_scout]

'Ey, why don't you spend a little less time bein' a douche bag an' spend a little more time chasin' dingos, mate? I wasn't freakin' cryin'!

[ineuphony]

You should be indoors instead being in the lake in the winter.

[meet_the_scout]

An' you should be...

[...]

Doin' shit other than readin', I don't know. I had'a get my radio back! You know those shocks were gettin' t'me...

[ineuphony]

I have been doing other things besides reading. I've been practicing on my scythe and also doing research for someone.

[meet_the_scout]

Well I got the damn thing, okay? S'not like I'm gonna be goin' for a dip or somethin'.

[voice]

[pagesniffer]

You-- shot it. And it swallowed you. Is that right?

[voice]

[meet_the_scout]

Mmm, nah nah nah. It swallowed me, then I shot it. That's right.

[voice]

[pagesniffer]

And you say it... lived in the lake? [ew ew people drink that water]

[voice]

[meet_the_scout]

Nah, it wasn't in the lake, it was just kinda... bobbin' around it, y'know? Crawlin' around makin' weird noises an' whatnot. But uh, there's probably a little in there now, Idunno.

[voice]

[sentry_down]

You all right there, pardne-- [Oh wait. This must be that BLU Scout Medic was talking about. Oh well, it's Christmastime.]

Y'all want somethin' ta eat, son?

[voice]

[meet_the_scout]

Huh?

[Scout takes a minute to answer back. He's surprised that most of them are here now, when it used to be him alone. He doesn't know whether he's glad about this or not. You can't really hear RED or BLU in a man's voice after all.]

Yeah... I guess I'm kinda hungry... Uh, when the hell'd you show up in this crap hole?

[voice]

[sentry_down]

Couple months back, I reckon. First I thought this was one o' y'all's dumb pranks.

But since I been here, I've managed to invent a new machine, and a right useful one at that. I made a Dispenser that makes food.

[voice]

[meet_the_scout]

Yeah? Well when I showed up here, I thought it was your fault, Hardhat. Tch, your mug was the last thing I saw before I woke up here.

You're kiddin' me- how the hell'd you do that? I'm freakin' starvin', man...