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☠8 Heads Batted In // Video//English☠

Dec 16, 2009 16:21

[With a long and unusually loud buzz, the communicator turns on to the sound of a boy's cracking voice shrieking and fumbling, some splashing, and then a thud as the communicator hits the ground. Scout can be seen flailing around with his pants rolled up to his knees, bare legs being ripped frantically out of the edge of the lake. Cue a good 20 ( Read more... )

i'm not dead, shocked, lake bath, needs a hair cut, i'm dyin' here!, i'm a giant booger, i'm cold though, it sneezed me out, like-like stole my comm!, like-like, covered in snot

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shoothimfirst December 16 2009, 21:35:46 UTC

...So you are not dead yet.

meet_the_scout December 16 2009, 21:42:29 UTC

Nah, I am not dead yet. Think I could bite the big one before I got a chance t'crack my initials into yer head?

shoothimfirst December 16 2009, 21:49:34 UTC

I am beginning to think that fighting in this manner is pointless here. If you are so intent on killing me, however, I will respond in kind, Herr.

meet_the_scout December 16 2009, 22:01:06 UTC

. . . Huh. Maybe you ain't that retahded after all, cuz I been lookin' up and down fer RED an' BLU, or a way out, an' I haven't seen jack...

shoothimfirst December 16 2009, 22:04:35 UTC

...I think it would be best if we called a ceasefire, ja? While killing you would be entertaining, it is ultimately pointless.

1/2 meet_the_scout December 16 2009, 22:19:37 UTC

[Scout mulls this over for a minute...]

meet_the_scout December 16 2009, 22:28:50 UTC

A'right. Fine. But don't go thinkin' it's cuz I'm scare'da you or somethin' like that, Deutsch-bag, it's just becuz I ain't gettin' paid. Or somethin'.

1/2 shoothimfirst December 16 2009, 22:33:22 UTC

You should be afraid of me, Herr, but not because I will kill you.

shoothimfirst December 16 2009, 22:33:43 UTC

Oh. Your Soldier is here, as well. Have you met him yet? I think it would be better if you were to tell him about the ceasefire. I do not trust him not to blow me to pieces, you know?

meet_the_scout December 16 2009, 22:41:09 UTC

That's for damn sure. I wouldn't trust your Nazi ass takin' a splinter out of my finger...

You're freakin' kiddin' me! He's here?! *Siiigh* Docta, docta, docta... You'll just feel a little pinch, an' then it'll be all ova'. Nothin' to be afraid of, right?

shoothimfirst December 17 2009, 04:16:34 UTC

I can hear that, you know.

... I have died once already here, I do not wish to repeat the experience. Und I could do the same to you, except there would be far more than just one little prick.

meet_the_scout December 17 2009, 06:57:37 UTC

Eeeh, I didn't say jack, quit whinin', bratwurst.

Hey, you don't gotta worry about me doin' it, man. You know how ol' sarge is.

shoothimfirst December 17 2009, 06:59:49 UTC

Remind me why I thought this ceasefire was a good idea...

So long as myself, the Sniper, und Engineer are not blown up on sight, I think things will be...alright.

meet_the_scout December 17 2009, 07:29:25 UTC

Ha ha ha, yeah! Maybe it wasn't such a bright idea on your paa-AH!-aaaaaaa't..?

Eeuuuugh...

[There's a shallow splash and a thud as Scout "mysteriously" collapses into the shallow of the lake. OH YOU ASSHOLE.]

shoothimfirst December 17 2009, 07:33:10 UTC

...

*Medic just stares at his communicator for awhile, then starts laughing. He snorts a little*

Oops! That was not medicine!

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