Comments | mechmuertos: Hunt Stockwell's Lame Superhero Team of the Day "Youngblood"

mechmuertos

Hunt Stockwell's Lame Superhero Team of the Day "Youngblood"

Apr 10, 2007 09:04

Dear blog,

This is a tragedy. Pure and simple. Back in the 1990s when Image
first came on the scene the very first comic printed by the company was
"Youngblood".

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truckstopdruid April 10 2007, 17:00:39 UTC

are you implying Hawkeye is not a badass? That could not be more wrong. One time I saw him shoot an arrow at a villain, and while it was in flight, he had sex with 2 supermodels and punched out a tiger. Then, when it hit the guy, said "I hope you got the point"

What have you ever done?

mechmuertos April 10 2007, 19:07:04 UTC

Ah! An important question. I remember this time in Cairo, I had been sent there by the NSA to exterminate a commie developing giant robots of Lenin to disassemble the mid-east. I had been ambushed in a small cafe by a clan of ninjai. Whilst I hypnotized one with my piercing gaze, thus freezing him in his tracks, I quickly caught all 18 ninjai star that were thrown at me and "returned" them with deadly accuracy to their once masters. Oh and then I did your mom. BOO YA!

truckstopdruid April 10 2007, 19:22:16 UTC

Nice try, but it's common knowledge that my mother is a head transplanted onto a silverback gorilla's body. You had sex with a gorilla? and a male one at that? Plus I heard no snappy comment when you beat the ninjas.

While you were doing that, Hawkeye saved 5 orphanages from not being shot full of arrows and peed on a picture of batman that was thumbtacked to robin's chest. Then he baked some arrow-shaped Rice Krispie treats for the community center bake sale. When he turned them in he said "Hope these hit the spot"

mechmuertos April 10 2007, 20:23:35 UTC

I was refering to your mother when she was between her old body and her new awesome gorilla one. You know. When she was merely a head. That's the time to wine and dine a woman when she's sucking up air from the bottom of her neck. Also, I did all this as I strangled Godizilla to death with my own arrogance, forcing the sweet nuclear juices to flow from his lips and onto the streets of Tokyo drowning four people and injuring hundreds. Afterwards I was heard saying, "Thats how you drain a lizard."

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