#3. voice (english).

[meatballcommand]

[The feed blares to life to emit an unceremonious SNORE.

It's loud, it's obnoxious; it's a sound that'll knock you sideways if you haven't already taken the liberty of bolting yourself down. Naturally, the communicator only ever has one good reason for switching on at such an ungodly moment...

KZZAP!

He splutters as he's shocked awake.] -yeouch.

Comments

[worldsfastest]

You okays there, old mans?

[meatballcommand]

[...] There're a number of things I don't like to hear in the morning.

[worldsfastest]

Like American Broadsway musicals? I hates those toos.

[meatballcommand]

I'd rank being called an "old man" pretty high up there, too.

[spectrophobic]

On second thought...

Maybe I don't wanna know.

[meatballcommand]

[There's about five minutes worth of a delay on this reply.]

What is it you didn't wanna know?

[spectrophobic]

The smell.

But that's kind of killing the point.

[meatballcommand]

Right. If you don't wanna know, I'd better not tell you.

[cozmic_travel]

Enjoy your boys' night out, dear?

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[meatballcommand]

[meatballcommand]

Heard about that, huh?

[meatballcommand]

Yeah. [He laughs a breathless laugh.] Yeah, it feels great to just forget everything for a little while.

[yankeedoodledr]

You sound like I feel.

(...)

That was some night though, right Henry? Just like the good old days.

[meatballcommand]

If only I could remember half of it, I'd agree with you.

In fact - I can barely remember those good old days right now; but that's usually enough to prove it really was some night.

[mansae]

Th-That wouldn't smell any better! I really don't think that would smell better!

[meatballcommand]

Right now, I'd say it would. [The line is mumbled. It'll take him a moment to even register it was someone else who said what he just replied to.]

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[mansae]

It didn't smell good when Japan got bombed...

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[mansae]

I-I mean big bro! It didn't smell good when big bro got bombed!