#3. voice (english).

[meatballcommand]

[The feed blares to life to emit an unceremonious SNORE.

It's loud, it's obnoxious; it's a sound that'll knock you sideways if you haven't already taken the liberty of bolting yourself down. Naturally, the communicator only ever has one good reason for switching on at such an ungodly moment...

KZZAP!

He splutters as he's shocked awake.] -yeouch.

Comments

[cozmic_travel]

Enjoy your boys' night out, dear?

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[meatballcommand]

[meatballcommand]

Heard about that, huh?

[meatballcommand]

Yeah. [He laughs a breathless laugh.] Yeah, it feels great to just forget everything for a little while.

[cozmic_travel]

I can imagine. I had told Hawkeye-sensei to keep things from getting too rowdy.

[meatballcommand]

You're not getting mad at us, so I take it he did that job pretty well. It's a little hard to tell once you get caught up.

You... You call him "Hawkeye-sensei"?

[cozmic_travel]

It's not so easy to tell when I'm angry, dear.

"-sensei" is a proper suffix for doctors in Japan.

[meatballcommand]

[...]

I sure hope that doesn't mean what I'm thinking it means.

[cozmic_travel]

And what do you think it means?

[meatballcommand]

That we were as loud as all get-out.

[cozmic_travel]

Hmm... not a single tenant complained.

[meatballcommand]

Nobody?

You had me worried there.

[cozmic_travel]

I'm good at that.

[meatballcommand]

So how will I tell when you're angry?

[cozmic_travel]

Oh there are ways.

[meatballcommand]

Is this something I'm gonna have to figure for myself?