I've decided my favorite thing about being a life guard is yelling at kids to get out of the pool during adult swim.

We all know that my journal is approximately a hot mess and I completely suck at all things blogging these days, but, until I fix that, I am good at...
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I'm not going to lie to you: it felt real good being able to pass up all the lines for The Dark Night last night and be like "I'm seeing Mamma Mia!, bitch."

Oh, c'mon, you guys know me better than that- I saw The Dark Knight at the midnight show on Thursday. Geez. Don't be so serious.

Can't wait (again!). Legendary?

Apparently I don't know how to function one of these computer devices anymore, huh. Three months is like... a trimester? But I'm back and hopefully you'll be seeing a bit more of me around these parts. It's been wild, to say the least. Busy and wild. I wouldn't even know where to start, so we'll live in the present. And in the present there are ( Read more... )

( 100 MOVIES IN 2008 )

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Or Happy Hanukkah to the Jewish readers. Sorry I'm late, I've been running around like a crazy person for the past few weeks, but things haven't been so bad. I survived at least without having a stroke, probably for the below reasons ( Read more... )

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I take a Motion Picture/Television Production class on Saturdays and this week we had to group up to short stories, and with my luck the only kid in the class who likes me (possibly because he's perpetually between various stages of being hung over and still drunk) was absent- probably dead- and so I got paired up with Laura the Lesbian. For some ( Read more... )

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