Ok, since my last entry no-one shot or defriended me, so here's a point-by-point update on me:

- Eventually I did manage to get a job. On October 25 2006 I started working for a German supermarket chain (at the head office, NOT in one of the shops!). I'm not sure I'm alowed to say exactly which one (my contract is quite strict), but I've no doubt ( Read more... )

I have been gone from LJ for two years. I come back half expecting my account to have been erased ( Read more... )

Rejected. Again.

Could you do me a favour? Could you comment to this post and in your comment quote *exactly* what you say when you answer the phone? Thanks.

Kenny, should you get a sturdy brown evelope thingy in your mail tomorrow before you get to the hospital... don't open it, yet. I thought it would take a couple of days to get there, but apparently it's as fast as a regular envelope.
So, should it reach you too early, wait until you're back from the hospital, ok?

About an hour ago I got the urge to go to the supermarket, buy something incredibly chocolaty, go back home and eat the whole package in my room with a cup of coffee ( Read more... )

I've just spent the entire morning watching Weird Al and his fake interviews.

I need a life!!!

Guess at my quotes! I put the answers from last time under a cut.

1. [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding] “Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!” lostiawen Erik the Viking (1989 ( Read more... )

I've got a bit of a personal question concerning the female anatomy and I was wondering if any of you ladies could help me out. ( I'll put it under a cut, so it won't traumatize Kenny's delicate nature )

I'm listening to Don't Download This Song by Weird Al...

I can hardly believe it myself, but now I actually DO feel guilty.

Bastard.