Because I can't get enough of this game...
Guess at my quotes! I put the answers from last time under a cut.
1. [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding] “Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!” lostiawen Erik the Viking (1989)
2. “I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh?”
3. “I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.”
4. “I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in.” kennyrubenis UHF (1989)
5. “I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.”
6. “I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.” hole_dweller The Faculty (1998)
7. “Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!” kennyrubenis Back to the Future II (1989)
8. “You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!”
9. “I'd be saying, "Madam, you are the victim of an 8 billion to one chance: a leaping anteater. An evolutionary mutant previously unknown to science.”
10. “I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.”
11. “I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.” lostiawen Sin City (2005)
12. “I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.”
13. “The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.”
14. “Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude.” lostiawen A League of Their Own (1992)
15 “She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.”
1. "Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria." kennyrubenis Weird Science (1985)
2. "I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission."
Labyrinth (1986)
3. "I want to give her everything and I want to take everything from her."
Original Sin (2001)
4. "Same person. No difference at all... just a different sex."
Orlando (1992)
5. "No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up." kennyrubenis Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
6. "I feel like I'm on some bad new Aaron Spelling show - 'Melrose Priest'."
Keeping the Faith (2000)
7. "Insolent boy! This slave of fashion basking in your glory!"
The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
8. "Say! Any of you know how to Madison?" kennyrubenis The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
9. "Made ten bucks just coming here. I get another twenty if I kiss you. I'm thinking about it." kennyrubenis Greedy (1994)
10. "The world is either great or wretched, isn't it? So many people are just... finished."
January Man (1989)
11. "Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." kennyrubenis A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
12. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." nitw1t Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
13. "We'd have probably done the same to you, if you'd come 'round our place."
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976)
14. "My body is a roadmap of pain." kennyrubenis The Frighteners (1996)
15. "I was wondering, you know, while I was up there and all, I was thinking, well you know, I was wondering if maybe I could meet a girl? I've been thinking about that a little. Just these last fifteen years or so."
Blast from the Past (1999)
1. [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding] “Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!” lostiawen Erik the Viking (1989)
2. “I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh?”
3. “I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.”
4. “I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in.” kennyrubenis UHF (1989)
5. “I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse.”
6. “I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.” hole_dweller The Faculty (1998)
7. “Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!” kennyrubenis Back to the Future II (1989)
8. “You go over there and Fuck 'em. We'll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!”
9. “I'd be saying, "Madam, you are the victim of an 8 billion to one chance: a leaping anteater. An evolutionary mutant previously unknown to science.”
10. “I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.”
11. “I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.” lostiawen Sin City (2005)
12. “I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.”
13. “The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.”
14. “Hi, my name's Mae, and that's more than a name, that's an attitude.” lostiawen A League of Their Own (1992)
15 “She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.”
1. "Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria." kennyrubenis Weird Science (1985)
2. "I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission."
Labyrinth (1986)
3. "I want to give her everything and I want to take everything from her."
Original Sin (2001)
4. "Same person. No difference at all... just a different sex."
Orlando (1992)
5. "No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up." kennyrubenis Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
6. "I feel like I'm on some bad new Aaron Spelling show - 'Melrose Priest'."
Keeping the Faith (2000)
7. "Insolent boy! This slave of fashion basking in your glory!"
The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
8. "Say! Any of you know how to Madison?" kennyrubenis The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
9. "Made ten bucks just coming here. I get another twenty if I kiss you. I'm thinking about it." kennyrubenis Greedy (1994)
10. "The world is either great or wretched, isn't it? So many people are just... finished."
January Man (1989)
11. "Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." kennyrubenis A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
12. "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." nitw1t Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
13. "We'd have probably done the same to you, if you'd come 'round our place."
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976)
14. "My body is a roadmap of pain." kennyrubenis The Frighteners (1996)
15. "I was wondering, you know, while I was up there and all, I was thinking, well you know, I was wondering if maybe I could meet a girl? I've been thinking about that a little. Just these last fifteen years or so."
Blast from the Past (1999)