Today's bus story:

[maybemonday]

little boy trying to convince his mother that boys don't have hair:

mother: "Yes you do so! Then what is that on your head?"
"Nothing! I'm not a girl!"
"What about your eyelashes? You have eyelashes, I can see them!"
"No I don't!! No I don't!! Stop calling me a girl!"
*claps his hands over his eyes and shrieks with laughter*

Comments

[roseandsigil]

Boys have hair!
See? --------------------------------------->

[mightyrikimaru]

Therefore you must be a girl.