linda says:
stop talking to your admireres
linda says:
admirers
linda says:
amdrrs
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ads
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a
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hello
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fart
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ahem
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blithering
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short child

Favorite NaNo message-board post-title of the day:

"Can androids be molested?"

little boy trying to convince his mother that boys don't have hair:

mother: "Yes you do so! Then what is that on your head?"
"Nothing! I'm not a girl!"
"What about your eyelashes? You have eyelashes, I can see them!"
"No I don't!! No I don't!! Stop calling me a girl!"
*claps his hands over his eyes and shrieks with laughter*

I met the most interesting man on the bus today ( Read more... )

I want a signature scent. Perfume is so mysterious and feminine, subtley seductive; elegant. Shades of Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly.... The problem, though, is finding the one that captures the essence of you. That is, of course, the most important aspect of a signature scent, that it must in some cosmic way distill the very essence of your ( Read more... )

....I just managed to squirt burning hot liquid cheese up my nose.

nefret74: ok, so have you ever heard of a death watch beetle ( Read more... )

What has St. Paul got that we haven't got?

Well, the world's smallest cowboy monkey, for starters....
http://www.startribune.com/images/hl/4323078_72736.html

I just got spam email for a revolving bow tie.

Q. What's a good way to let your boyfriend know you want to end the relationship?
A. "Okay boys, raise your hand if I'm your girlfriend! Ooops... not so fast, Fred..."

=oP next time, perhaps....