the phones are allllliiiiiive with the sound of freakos

[mauvaise_etoile]

*dead*

A (cracked-out sounding) woman just called for a phone number. I give it to her. She says, "God, it sounds like you should be home in bed. Your voice..." I reply, "Er, that's just my voice. I'm not sick..." She says, "Oh! Well my, that can be considered really sexy to have that kind of voice. Thanks, lady."

O_o

Who says shit like

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[canutius]

Are you some sort of weirdo magnet or something? You sure do get um.

[mauvaise_etoile]

I really think I am. Could be the clientele here though too....

[canutius]

Dood, I'm waiting to hear about all the people you meet when you're doing your preggo classes and having the baby. There are bound to be some there too.

[mauvaise_etoile]

Yes...

[aoife_ife]

*snort* Makes you wonder if some people never got the "honey, it's not polite to say things like that in front of people" talk when they were kids. Personally, I learned that it wasn't good form to tell people things about themselves like that at about age five. I guess some people never got the memo!

Those dorks are big in St. Clair, too. I've had more than one person comment on the redness of my hands. One lady looked at me and *screamed* "Oh my god, what is wrong with your hands!?!" *sigh* Bitch.

[mauvaise_etoile]

All these people mustn't have got that talk or memo. Ugh!

OMG what a bitch, dude! A guy that works here said to me last week, "When are you due?" Me: "Feb. 3" Him: *whistles* "That's gonna be one BIIIIIIIG baby." Me: O_O

[mauvaise_etoile]

OMG! What the hell is wrong with people?!

[michablack]

*Snorfle* That woman seriously sounds freaky. And your voice is not bad! (I remember you did a voicepost once, and though I might not remember exactly what your voice sounds like, I do remember thinking that it was perfectly lovely).

[mauvaise_etoile]

LOL thanks! She was psycho.