I fear I am getting sick, but am hoping that my throat is just sore from...something else. I haven't been properly sick in a really long time (like...a few years, I'm thinking). Thank christ Jim was able to add me to his insurance yesterday just in case ( Read more... )

So.

Life is never convenient, is it?

I figured I'd elaborate a bit on our situation because after thinking about it we're not up Shit Creek without the proverbial paddle, but it still fucking sucks. After I had a complete and total meltdown for about an hour after receiving the call from my boss, which included dry heaving into the Porcelain ( Read more... )

Bah. I just heard from my boss today. Corporate glommed on to the fact that the payroll hadn't gone down at all since I've been out (which, as far as they know was right when William was born and not a month before that). My boss fibbed and said she had just been paying my sick time and vacation time, but had to capitulate and say that this past ( Read more... )

I've sort of officially decided that I'm not returning to work until William is three months old. (Um, still need to let my boss know this though. I'm hopeful it will be alright) Its what I ideally wanted to do from the start, but with Jim being unemployed and me having been out of work for a month before William was even born, I wasn't sure if ( Read more... )

I receive two W-2s from my work for taxes this year because we got rid of our management company (who we were technically employees of) and work directly for the business itself now; this split happened last year, hence the two W2s. When I talked to my boss a couple of weeks ago, she told me that the ones from the management company would be ( Read more... )

*dead*

A (cracked-out sounding) woman just called for a phone number. I give it to her. She says, "God, it sounds like you should be home in bed. Your voice..." I reply, "Er, that's just my voice. I'm not sick..." She says, "Oh! Well my, that can be considered really sexy to have that kind of voice. Thanks, lady."

O_o

Who says shit like

I'm certain I've raved about this at length before, but honestly.

Phone: *ring, ring*
Woman: Can I please speak to S.?
Me: She's not in; would you like her voicemail?
Woman: I just spoke with her.
Me: Well, she just stepped out ( Read more... )

It is vair, vair cruel to laugh at those whose mental capacities are lacking. However, we get some prime Crazies round these parts, so all one can do is laugh. And I never said I wasn't a cruel person anyway.

Today's escapade:

Security dispatch (over the radio): I just received a call from Macy's that they've a woman in their parking lot ( Read more... )

Held at gunpoint to do by blackmoonruby (j/k - they're not even allowed guns over there, are they?!)

( 10 Years Meme )

Yay! My boss isn't coming in today! As is typical with these days, I attempt to work as little as possible, but then everyone decides to cling all over my desk all day and in fact while I'm not working, I'm not not-working either so I still end up having a pissy day at work because I didn't get all of the writing and/or reading done I wanted to ( Read more... )