the phones are allllliiiiiive with the sound of freakos

[mauvaise_etoile]

*dead*

A (cracked-out sounding) woman just called for a phone number. I give it to her. She says, "God, it sounds like you should be home in bed. Your voice..." I reply, "Er, that's just my voice. I'm not sick..." She says, "Oh! Well my, that can be considered really sexy to have that kind of voice. Thanks, lady."

O_o

Who says shit like

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[canutius]

Are you some sort of weirdo magnet or something? You sure do get um.

[mauvaise_etoile]

I really think I am. Could be the clientele here though too....

[canutius]

Dood, I'm waiting to hear about all the people you meet when you're doing your preggo classes and having the baby. There are bound to be some there too.

[mauvaise_etoile]

But crazy is genetic, I swear!

[mauvaise_etoile]

DOOD! Let's not go there!

But you're totally right. There will be some complete freaks. Is it wrong that I'm really not looking forward to the socialization aspect that is bound to happen within the class? Ugh. Just let me come to class, listen to what the teacher has to say, learn how to breathe, and watch some nasty videos, kthxbye.

[mollytype]

Um, after the Lamaze classes for Aidan, the other couples kept inviting us to play flag football. After weeks of rejection, they still kept calling. My (sociopathic, yet not for this reason) husband finally told them,"Look. I don't have time for the people I already know and love. I don't want to know and love more people." Good luck to ya'all.

[mauvaise_etoile]

OMG that is exactly the sort of thing I'm afraid of. New moms trying to meet other new moms so that their kid has a playmate. *shudders* I'm totally with your husband. I think I'll refuse to give my phone number out if anyone asks...