Why can't we be friends?

[mausoleum]

My world has gone fucking crazy. It's like i'm in an alternate universe.
I can't take it anymore. This avalanche of dramas is suffocating me!

On another note Lilia, Max and I watched Snakes On A Plane today. It was utter rubbish; so rubbish we laughed all through the movie. What genius thought it was plausible to release heaps and heaps of

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[lollipopfields]

clearly men find you irrisistable. don't fight it! hehe.

[mausoleum]

hahaha if only... i think i have a talent for attracting mental people.

PS i forgot to reply but darlinghurst is wonderful! do you still have the same number cos i just found your number in my phone.

[lollipopfields]

ooh i forgot to sign in! if it starts with 0410 then it's still the same number!

[mausoleum]

doh it's 0425... myspace me your new number? if you still have mine just send me a text or something and i'll come catch up with you after work soon! i love catchups ahha it's been so long!

[geny_bhai]

I will not hear a bad word said about "Snakes On A Plane"! The cheek!

"release heaps and heaps of different deadly snakes on a plane then decided it would be awesome to show them biting the crap out of tits, dicks and eyeballs?"

You say it like its a bad thing!

I have never laughed so hard during a movie ever! This was even more hilarious than Borat, which was really hilarious in its own right.

[mausoleum]

hahahah it's HORRIFIC! but i did laugh lots... i even screamed twice. i think i screamed when a dead person fell off a chair. just because i think it's the worst movie made in history it doesn't mean i didn't laugh my arse off. it's absolutely SHOCKING. the music clip at the end was worse though. it was just abysmal. WHAT ARE PEOPLE THINKING?

i haven't seen borat yet.

[geny_bhai]

Yeah the music clip at the end did bring down the mood a bit, thats for sure, lame-ass band! Its only saving grace was Samuel Jackson reading 100 Bullets in the clip.

How funny was Kenan! "Fuck Randy and his high score! Fuck Randy! That's my own brother and I say fuck him!"

[mausoleum]

hahhaha i've had over 2000 hours experience! oh god the fact it was so unbelievable made it even funnier. it was so predictable too. we're like they're only showing boobs cos the snake will bite it!!! and BAM! we should've played drinking games to it haha

[skycamefallin]

I walked past a construction site near my house wearing work clothes and my hair in a pony tail (ie/ looking gross) and there was 1 man working there and said to me 'oooh yea your lovely'.

like wtf how random...who does that?? They arent even embarrased and they are so old and ugly.

[mausoleum]

i don't get it... people have no shame.

last night a guy sent his friend over to talk to me and he was right behind me. he's like did you come alone? and i said no and he said his friend was talking about me all night and for me to say hi... then another dude kept trying to talk to me and buy me drinks... my friend knew who it was straight away cos he wasn't being subtle about following me around.

arghhhhh i'm a freak magnet!

[renee82]

Oh i defintely get what you're saying. I know I'm sexay and everything but people in the world are interesting with the way they approve others...

It is definitely a good way to pick someone up by going 'YUM-MY'

[renee82]

I meant approach not approve. oops

[mausoleum]

oh but you have a point when you say approve. it's like oh it's okay you have my approval! it is interesting... some people are so tactless and just crude even! it's funny how ugly people have more confidence than the pretty people sometimes.

[littlelittlelil]

Oh man that guy was so freaky, I really thought he knew you! I was like ok..here goes again, another king st person who knows tania, but when he said YOU"RE HOT I knew it was just a freak haha.
I actually said I'll protect you! what was I thinking..

[mausoleum]

hahaha you did too! you are all of half my size too! hahaha how cute.

if you look a few comments above i just described the two freaks who tried it on me last night too. my friend dan said i was a freak-magnet. it's true!