I figure from now on I will make posts which are me being a crank about modern culture or something because man I am an old man on the inside, and outside as well ( Read more... )

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I haven't written in a while because I hate to write while depressed, and when I am happy, I am usually busy doing something.

Lots of things have hapenned, I suppose.

• I went back home to hang with the folks. What a month!
• My birthday was a very successful event, with much enjoyment for all involved.
• I ( Read more... )

In Ancient Egyptian religion, Anubis, the jackal-headed gatekeeper of the afterlife, would weigh the hearts of the dead in the Hall of Two Truths against a feather from the wings of Ma'at, the goddess of truth, justice and order. People with hearts lighter than the feather were taken to the afterlife but hearts that were too heavy were consumed by ( Read more... )

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A lot of things have hapenned, involving being thrown through coffeetables, gorillas riding rhinos, being outcussed by 10-year olds online and going to New York.

( No one in New York looks happy )

Presidential Debate:

"I, Rich Old White Guy #2 hereby declare that my refreshing lemon flavor is quite better than my opponent Rich Old White Guy #1's tangy lime flavor"

So today I have realized once again that I am a horrible person ( Read more... )