Why can't we be friends?

Dec 21, 2006 00:15


My world has gone fucking crazy. It's like i'm in an alternate universe.
I can't take it anymore. This avalanche of dramas is suffocating me!

On another note Lilia, Max and I watched Snakes On A Plane today. It was utter rubbish; so rubbish we laughed all through the movie. What genius thought it was plausible to release heaps and heaps of different deadly snakes on a plane then decided it would be awesome to show them biting the crap out of tits, dicks and eyeballs?

Other hilarities included some roadworks guy watching me walk past and then exclaiming "YUM-MY!" at me.

Lilia and I were laughing at something on our way to the store tonight. Some dude joins in and gets all excited and greets me.
"Heyyyy! How are ya going?"
I looked around confused thinking I probably just don't remember him... and I say alright... and out of nowhere he bursts out really enthusiastically with "YOU'RE HOT!!!"... I thank him and walk off thinking that was the last of it. bah-bow. He watched me go into the store and was staring outside the window. It really creeped me out.

Conclusion: People are fucked.
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