arrivals.

[massagecat]

We've gotten another influx, have we? Lovely.

Well, then, welcome aboard the M.S. Elegante. I am your masseuse, Pantaleon Gregorius Whiskers, and I long to make your stay most enjoyable. If you need anything don't hesitate to call. Since the Stewardess will probably be taking care of it anyway.

Comments

{Audio//English}

[missmimmi]

Whiskers?

Are we dead?

[massagecat]

Yes, that is my surname, madam. I am a cat.

No, you are not. You're quite alive.

{Audio//English}

[missmimmi]

Ah, so you're one of those talking animals.

People have said so.

[massagecat]

So are you.

People aboard are likely to say all manner of things.

[rdmcatpaw]

Its nice to meet you Pantaleon!

Uh... I'm guessing your services require some form of payment?

[massagecat]

A pleasure, madam.

All of your expenses are paid for aboard the ship.

[rdmcatpaw]

Its free?! Oh! I could just hug you!

[massagecat]

....I suppose.

[shenghuanzhe]

Lookit you bein' helpful.

[massagecat]

You were asleep or off fornicating. Someone had to do it.

[massagecat]

The same, sir.

[does_everything]

...masseuse. You.

[massagecat]

May I help you?

[does_everything]

[INSTINCTS.]

Uh, no. M'fine, perfectly okay, no need to see me like ever ever ever.

[massagecat]

Good. I would love not to see you ever ever ever.