Soprano Spills Secret Shame14/12/2006 21h04 ( Read more... )

'ey there. I'm the Dwarf, th' master's personal secretary/butler/janitor/whipping boy. Th' master's been out 'a town for th' past few months, but I figured I'd try ta operate his magic blinky box ta let any of you know in case you've been wonderin' if he'd gone an' disappeared into the back of his armchair again ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 80% Accommodation |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||| 23% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism ||||| ( Read more... )

After seeing the commercial several times and Little Meg's brief mention of such services, I fear that I've deluded myself into thinking that this is a good idea ( Read more... )

Christine and the Vicomte have made up and are more giddy-in-love than ever. I could feel my teeth rotting from the sugary-sweetness of it all ( Read more... )

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It's been a very tense few days. St. Valentine's Day came and went with Christine receiving not even a single rose from her fiancé and now she is not speaking to him. In fact, she's not speaking to any of us men at all. And it didn't help that Piangi remembered to get some jewellery and flowers for Carlotta and the diva's subsequent flaunting of ( Read more... )

In honor of the Olympics, MTV attempted to have us participate in our own mini-Olympic games of sorts. Unfortunately, they spent the entire budget on renovating our quarters and replacing the chandeliers that had a strange habit of falling all the time. Therefore, they had to make do with what they could get donated from a local sports shop.


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So my roommates and I were watching the Opening Ceremonies yesterday. I'm not sure what they thought of it, but I had much higher expectations from the Italians. Did anyone else think it looked like "Starlight Express in Hell"?

Your obedient friend,
O.G.

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