Guest poster - The Dwarf

[masked_maestro]

'ey there. I'm the Dwarf, th' master's personal secretary/butler/janitor/whipping boy. Th' master's been out 'a town for th' past few months, but I figured I'd try ta operate his magic blinky box ta let any of you know in case you've been wonderin' if he'd gone an' disappeared into the back of his armchair again

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[masked_maestro]

Okay, m'lady. I guess it's alright if you become friends with th' master. He spends too much time pinin' away after that Chrissy girl as it is. Could use some more different faces in 'is life is what I say.

yours truly,
Dwarf