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[mashespotatoes]

[Hey guys. Guess what happened 100 years ago? If you guessed the German Empire, you win! That's right, guys. I got four words for you:

Militarism
Alliances
Imperialism
Nationalism

(Those are the four main causes of wwi, get it? ha ha...yeah moving on)

anyway I hope you were all enjoying your way early mornings May 9th or whatever because,]

Comments

[watchful_knight]

As long as you stay on that floor.

[mashespotatoes]

That was the plan. [Yeah, the "For Now" is kind of implied in that one.]

[watchful_knight]

You are aware of the fact that you aren't the only empire in this place.

[mashespotatoes]

Of course.

[seekthebird]

An empire?

Um... do you know the way to Ringford from here?

[mashespotatoes]

Yes, that's correct.

Ringford?

[seekthebird]

What's an empire?

Do you know it? I'm not supposed to be so far from home... Melvin will be mad at me...

[mashespotatoes]

A type country with a monarch, like an emperor.

I've never heard of it, now.

[bonnefois]

Quoi!?

[mashespotatoes]

You can stay, since Elsaß-Lothringen is mine.

[bonnefois]

You simply 'ave to rub it in, don't you? Why must you be so cruel, Allemagne??

[mashespotatoes]

For Leipzig. And everything else Napoleon was involved in, really.

[sunneverset]

I don't know what sort of diplomacy Prussia's been teaching you, but that's a blatant attempt of encroachment on my territory.

[mashespotatoes]

It's not an attempt, England.

[sunneverset]

It violates my sovereignty, and you could even make a claim it violates the Monroe Doctrine.

You'll have to claim another floor.

[mashespotatoes]

Or you could just move.

[mother_land]

The ninth floor?

One of my friends resides there.

[mashespotatoes]

Oh?

[mother_land]

Da. And would appreciate if she was returned unharmed.