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[mashespotatoes]

What kind of messed up joke is this? I don't have time for this right now. Obviously this isn't anywhere near home, and it doesn't really seem like anywhere I've been before so the real question is: where exactly am I

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[elegantvirtuoso]

Ah. It seems you have been captured as well, Germany. Unfortunately, Wonderland does not seem to be making themselves present for negotiations, from what I understand.

[mashespotatoes]

Captured. What a pain.

So this Wonderland is to be blamed? I'm guessing you were captured, too.

[elegantvirtuoso]

Indeed, as were Hungary, Russia, Lithuania, and your annoying brother. This "Wonderland" is quite the rude host though. I have not seen them so much as once, though I've heard tell of their boss.

[mashespotatoes]

All of them? This Wonderland must be an admirable foe.

What have you heard of their boss?

[magyarfujoshi]

Ah, Germany! It's nice to see you, although I wish the conditions were better.

[mashespotatoes]

Hungary? I heard that you were here. How are you doing?

[magyarfujoshi]

I'm fine, considering, thank you. I regret to inform you, though, that there doesn't seem to be a way out of this place. Then there's the matter of Wonderland themselves not being present, and their boss being rumored a sadist.

[mashespotatoes]

"When there's a will, there's a way"?

Have you spoken with their boss?

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[militaristics]

....West?

2/3 I LIED

[militaristics]

Oh, hey! West! You're here, too! Oh, man, this is great! I can show off my empire--

[militaristics]

....When did you get so, uh, tall?

[mashespotatoes]

Brother?

[A pause. Well Austria had said he was here.]

Tall? I don't know, I've been the same height for a while now.