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Jul 07, 2009 16:53

What kind of messed up joke is this? I don't have time for this right now. Obviously this isn't anywhere near home, and it doesn't really seem like anywhere I've been before so the real question is: where exactly am I ( Read more... )

[comment] austria, [comment] hungary, [comment] prussia

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elegantvirtuoso July 8 2009, 00:45:19 UTC
Ah. It seems you have been captured as well, Germany. Unfortunately, Wonderland does not seem to be making themselves present for negotiations, from what I understand.

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mashespotatoes July 8 2009, 00:55:51 UTC
Captured. What a pain.

So this Wonderland is to be blamed? I'm guessing you were captured, too.

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elegantvirtuoso July 8 2009, 01:12:34 UTC
Indeed, as were Hungary, Russia, Lithuania, and your annoying brother. This "Wonderland" is quite the rude host though. I have not seen them so much as once, though I've heard tell of their boss.

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mashespotatoes July 8 2009, 02:20:40 UTC
All of them? This Wonderland must be an admirable foe.

What have you heard of their boss?

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elegantvirtuoso July 8 2009, 02:39:01 UTC
It seems that way. Wonderland appears to be a monarchy of some kind, headed by a woman known as "The Queen of Hearts". There seems to be a generally ill opinion of her, though that may be due to the high number of captives in her territory. I've only just arrived myself.

...Pardon me, but what year was it when you left?

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mashespotatoes July 8 2009, 02:48:19 UTC
Maybe we should try and get an audience with her.

1961 - what other year would it be?

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elegantvirtuoso July 9 2009, 04:47:39 UTC
I intend to, should the opportunity present itself.

Ah. That's peculiar.

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mashespotatoes July 9 2009, 04:48:14 UTC
Why is that peculiar?

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elegantvirtuoso July 9 2009, 04:52:02 UTC
Because Hungary and I recall it being the year 2009. I've recently spoken with Switzerland and he remembers similarly.

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mashespotatoes July 9 2009, 05:01:13 UTC
That's ...a lot of years not to remember. I can't believe I'd just forget them. You said Russia and Lithuania were here, as well? What about them?

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elegantvirtuoso July 9 2009, 05:05:17 UTC
I have not had the opportunity to inquire. We had assumed your brother to be especially insane, as he seems to think he is from much before the second World War.

However...your sense of time is strange as well, so perhaps it is not merely "forgetting", or "delusion".

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mashespotatoes July 9 2009, 05:06:31 UTC
He's not insane.

Much as I'd rather not, it might be worth asking them.

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elegantvirtuoso July 9 2009, 05:14:35 UTC
It's becoming evident now, though for some time he was the only one to claim to be from a different time. Our skepticism was understandable.

...Unfortunately, you have a point.

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mashespotatoes July 9 2009, 23:35:06 UTC
Starting with Lithuania might be better.

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