Line up every word I said about how I've started to get my life back together, and run a car over them.

Line up every word said about how I've started to get my life back together, and run a car over them.

winter dreams the same dream every time.

I've reached one of those both strange and tragic moments in my life where I can relate to shitty pop music lyrics and cannot possibly stop thinking about you ( Read more... )

Mistake I strongly recommend none of you make in the future:
Eating an entire watermelon.

In related news, i will be giving birth to a watermelon in 9 months.

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If he doesn't make a move he's going to look back on this in five years, and only then give me a nick-name:
"The one that got away"

So I'm really liking the idea of describing my perfect person, regardless of any sense of reality, so here it goes, you should try it ( Read more... )

Sometimes I stare at the buttons on your collar and imagine wrapping my fingers around them one by one.

I want you so badly I'm pretty sure I need help.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine