Yep

[muffinbite]

Story or Series Title: Cousin http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6112618/1/Cousin

Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (O.o)

Culprit Author's Name: goblinphantomgirl   www.fanfiction.net/u/2078513/goblinphantomgirl

Full Name (plus titles if any): Melissa

Full Species(es): -.-

Hair Color: ...it smells of vanilla!

Eye Color: (I'm guessing purple)

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Comments

[werkelijkheid90]

Really? Willy Wonka? Of all the Depp characters in the world she chose the most creepy and infantile to have awkward, sexual-tension filled fanfiction with? Seriously, that Man could put a fucking paper bag on his head, stand in front of a camera for 10 minutes, call it a movie, and still get tons of fanmoney and have a million and one marysues written for him.

I tried to go on to this author's page to see her other works, but it was taking me forever and a day just to scroll past the goddamned bio, so I gave up.

[ghrelin]

To be fair I Thought he was very pretty in that movie, but I get ya

[torayakari]

Okay, I gotta ask, why the heck do all Suethors have these HUGE ASS FFN profiles with massive long shit like "IF YOU LIKE X COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE" or lots of religious crap like that copypasta about abortion or stuff like "I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak" (which you aren't, btw... intelligent that is)???

[werkelijkheid90]

I don't have an answer for you, but I just have to say, WORD. Why the flipping fuck do they think people want to and/or are actually going to browse through their copypasta crap? I guess they want to make 'statements' about themselves, but what they don't care to realize is that no one gives a rats turd about them as a person, they just want to read (or chastise) their work. This isn't myspace, for crying outloud.

[torayakari]

Ugh, I know. Seriously. I doubt even their friends read all that absolute tripe.

[illumnaughty]

Because a generic questionnare is totes more revealing of their personality than a written profile...in that they have none.

[illumnaughty]

And now they're going to have sex. Painfully awkward sex. As god intended.

Why do sues all go for his really weird characters in recent movies? No love for Raoul Duke or Ed Wood?

[3dog]

Why did I read her profile, WHY.

[amideadn0w]

:O...

This just feels wrong...

The part where he smelled her hair, that was just creepy >,>''.

Uhm, seriously? Depp's Wonka is one of my least favorite characters by him, and I like Johnny Depp, I really do; but his Wonka seemed creepy and pedophilic in the movie itself, while this is just eerie.

Ehm...it was supposed to be a kids' movie, I mean, the Depp version, I think. I'm not really sure, but you couldn't pick another Johnny Depp character to write your sexual fantasies about? Are drunk pirates and pale guys with scissors for hands not good enough?-wait, I guess the scissor thing would be a problem, but come on! (No, I'm not hating on Edward Scissorhands, I love that movie)

Alrighty then >,>''.

[muffinbite]

Honestly, I can only wonder WHY she chose Wonka of all characters. I mean really, even Sweeney Todd would have been better. Not that there aren't enough sues around him -.- ...

[mharbourgirl]

Seriously. If I were going to self-insert myself into a story with a JD character, it would be Sheldon Sands, his char in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. That's about my favourite role of his (fans self and sighs dramatically).

Willy Wonka is just...weird. I never saw him as a love-interest of any sort. And I like Gene Wilder better than JD for that role, anyway. JD was really, really creepy in that movie.

[amideadn0w]

Not gonna argue; he was >.>'.

And yes, I agree, Gene was better in that role. There was something off about the way Johnny did it, not sure what exactly.