lola: kawawa naman si santino, hindi tinulungan ni bru.
me: lola, isnt it bro?
lola: brooooooooo. haha. bru.

i walked in on the household help while they were eating dinner and i made a funny face as a gesture of hello.

yaya mi: si marian kamukha ni tazmanian! haha kilala mo yun?

i left.

later, in the kitchen.

i walked in on them fixing up.

yaya mi: hi gwapa! ayan, gwapa ni si marian!

hahaha overcompensating?

 You're going down, Chem 14.

Okay, study time. WOOTWOOT

I miss the stage.

I can't wait for the production of Spring Awakening here in Manila! I hope it's good :D

In the midst of this nothing
This miss of a life
Still there's this wanting
Just to see you go by
It's almost like loving
Sad as that is
May not be cool
But it's so where I live

We've all got our junk
And my junk is you

My uncle walked into my cousin's room and saw him watching a movie on TV.

Uncle: Hey, Jules, what are you watching?
Cousin: Uh, Pirates of the Caribbean.
Uncle: Ah, yan ba yung Black Man's Chest?

During dinner...

Dad: Si Jay-R ba Eraserheads?
Me and Pat: [choking on food]
Mom: [gesturing to her head] Eraserhead ba siya dahil kalbo siya?

During history class, my teacher tends to veer away from what she really is supposed to be talking about. Even though she's extremely demure and lady-like, she always shares suggestive or explicit facts about history or tells us green jokes.

TODAY...
Teacher: Ano kaya gender ni Winnie the Pooh?
Student 1: Girl!
Student 2: Boy!
Teacher: Hindi... ( Read more... )

I was watching the opening of the Olympics the other Friday, and I got goosebumps. My eyes were WATERING! I don't know why I always get emotional during real weird moments, but there I was. During my free time, all I do is switch channels and look for interesting games. I guess that's the natural consequence of all-access pay-per-view television. ( Read more... )

1. I was walking in one of the hallways when I saw a girl with a COFFIN-SHAPED BACKPACK. It had matching skulls. I can't imagine going to school with my stuff inside a coffin-shaped backpack; it's hardly inspiring ( Read more... )

Over the phone ( Read more... )