Our finest flower asked me to inform you that she is back to the internetless world of the hospital as of yesterday evening, where she has been tomographized in order to find out exactly which of her inside parts are acting up. She misses you all very much and says hi ( Read more... )

Obviously, the Martian is not very good with the whole human interaction thing. In fact, that is what made him first realize that he must be from another planet. So, after years and years of waiting in vain for the mothership to pick him up, he decided to learn just enough of it to get by ( Read more... )