origin of fat2min ; taemin/minho with jongyu bffry
a/n: talking with makesmeangry on msn and remembering #fat2min. also cock barometer was too fancy to NOT use.

( with a karaoke set hooked up to the television. )

temporary is a blessing ; onew/jonghyun/taemin
a/n: I DON'T EVEN KNOW I BLAME indelible_x FOR THIS

( fiasco of stickers )

peanut butter escapades ; jongtae
a/n: inspiration. that, and cracknee is so fucking fun to write.

( i need peanut butter. )

onkey, jongtae, jongho ;; bff-ry
a/n: all based on texts from last night. written in write or die/notepad. btw, this is what jonghyun was listening to.
warnings: mild reference to drugs/alcohol L O L.

( jonghyun wakes up on the floor again )

living the life ; jongkeytae
a/n: don't get hopes up, this is just a drabble, hahahaha. spawned from talking to pseudomaknae about jonghyun's infamous immortal song 2 cut - he's basically singing about being left-handed. and in the end, he says "i lied to you all, i'm actually ambidextrous". the entire thing is dumb but perfection in every sort of ways ( Read more... )

monochrome world ; minkey
a/n: shhhhhh you didn't see anything~~~~~~ & yes i'm supposed to be writing for the 50k due in 11 days fuq my life.
warnings: asphyxiation, rough smut, dub-con.

( he wasn't entirely sure it meant doing this kind of activity. )

3 2 1 stars ; onew/hyosung
a/n: it's hyonew and cheese \o/ what more could you ask for? there might be some mistakes, but hopefully they're not glaringly obvious OTL

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( past and the present )

how did we ever get this far? ; junhyung/jinki {junew}
a/n: ~10/15 minute drabble; lapslock. lyrics & some speech are from don't get it twisted by mr.capone-e feat twista. posting this here, different versions are in both beastattack and shinee_replay. this is edited as of may 13th, 2011.

( i keep on askin', remindin' it's just a one night standin. )

tonight (in the city) ; junseob
a/n: written just after their teaser came out. i wasn't sure what they were eating at the time, so i put peppers, i do not know why. :| anyways, have some cavities! :'D

( baby, we can walk in the city )

mannequin; jongtae (sorta.)
a/n: tweaked this from a creepypasta of sorts (taemin's thought is borrowed from it), what do you think? & fyi the someone is open for reader's interpretation, as well as the ending~.

written to this piece.

( taemin gets the courage to confess to jonghyun one day. )