[drabble] temporary is a blessing ; onjongtae [cracknee]
temporary is a blessing ; onew/jonghyun/taemin
a/n: I DON'T EVEN KNOW I BLAME indelible_x FOR THIS
jinki knew something was up when jonghyun and taemin suddenly burst into the room (effectively startling him up off the loveseat, causing him to jump straight up like a scared woodland creature), several bottles clanking and clamouring around. even more were visible from a small grocery sack.
"...should i even ask what this is?" jinki begins, rubbing sleep from his eyes and staring up at the two males in the room. "or should-"
"hyung," jonghyun begins, giving jinki a wide grin so as not to "arouse any suspicion" (jinki's suspicion actually tripled then), "we think you're the best leader ever, so we're wondering if you want to have a drink with us."
this seems like a horrible idea even from as far as space, jinki thinks, but decides to humour them and accept their offer. they're pulling out bottles left and right, excitedly pouring glasses and relaxing. jinki finally begins to relax, thinking that maybe this isn't so bad afterall, wondering if doojoon and his group enjoyed a few drinks after schedules together.
the last thing he remembers is asking to lay down, laying with his head in jonghyun's lap and beginning to doze off as they run hands through his hair. it's almost sweet, in a way, he thinks; before finally drifting off.
---
"is he out yet?" taemin asks, fidgeting very slightly. jonghyun's reaction is to poke their leader's cheeks rather hard, before nodding in affirmation. "good."
they set about digging in the bag, pulling out a small pair of manicure scissors, stickers, and a small heating lamp. jonghyun carefully unbuttons and unzips jinki's jeans, wiggling them over the thighs until they're to his knees, boxers following suit until their leader's pubic hair is exposed.
"scissors, taemin?" taemin hands him the scissors, and he begins to get to work; pausing after a few minutes. "you know, this would go a lot faster with two peope. keep in mind, we want to trim it, not cut it."
"got it, hyung!" taemin chirps happily, joining in. in no time at all, they cleared a small patch of hair, instantly sticking a sheep sticker on the other's skin.
"see, taeminnie, by doing it this way, the sheep have something to eat!" taemin isn't paying attention, as he's frowning heavily at the single lone sheep in the middle of their 'field'.
"the sheep are lonely, hyung," taemin frowns, putting down the manicure scissors so as to avoid over-trimming; "they need a few friends."
just then, kibum walks into the room and pauses, seeing a passed-out jinki, pants moved down around his ankles and boxers around his knees, jonghyun straddling his lowerlegs and taemin clipping his pubic hair (he'd found an uneven patch), holding up a sheet of sheep stickers. the three of them stare almost awkwardly at each other, before jonghyun finally breaks out into a cheeky grin.
kibum just turns the sound up on his ipod and walks right back out of the room, refusing to say a word. some things were never meant to be asked.
"hyung, wait, come back!! kibum!!"
"no, taeminnie," comes the flat answer; kibum finally pressing pause on his music player. "no. just no, taemin."
"but hyung we have panda stickers for you! it can be your turn next!"
"NO, LEE TAEMIN. NO. NOT NOW, NOT EVER." a final door slam echos throughout their dorm at kibum's final words; jonghyun and taemin shrugging at each other before adding more sheep.
once that was done, they carefully moved him out into the sunlight to "help preserve the sheep".
---
"WHAT THE HELL IS IMPRINTED ON ME," comes the beginnings of a very rare screech from jinki, rushing in as he's still sopping wet from a shower. "WHY ARE THERE SHEEP IMPRINTED INTO MY SKIN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PUBIC HAIR."
"you don't like it, hyung?" taemin pouts, eyes beginning to well up with tears. "sheep stencils! and look jinki, it's a flock!"
"but why are there sheep near my pubic hair."
"they're eating the grass, hyung," jonghyun replies casually. meanwhile, minho and kibum are staring, completely horrified at the scene before them, minho's half-eaten bagel still in his hand.
"do you not like our artwork?" jonghyun pipes up, blinking in confusion.
jinki simply turns around and walks out of the room, vowing to never accept anything from jonghyun and taemin ever again.
a/n: I DON'T EVEN KNOW I BLAME indelible_x FOR THIS
jinki knew something was up when jonghyun and taemin suddenly burst into the room (effectively startling him up off the loveseat, causing him to jump straight up like a scared woodland creature), several bottles clanking and clamouring around. even more were visible from a small grocery sack.
"...should i even ask what this is?" jinki begins, rubbing sleep from his eyes and staring up at the two males in the room. "or should-"
"hyung," jonghyun begins, giving jinki a wide grin so as not to "arouse any suspicion" (jinki's suspicion actually tripled then), "we think you're the best leader ever, so we're wondering if you want to have a drink with us."
this seems like a horrible idea even from as far as space, jinki thinks, but decides to humour them and accept their offer. they're pulling out bottles left and right, excitedly pouring glasses and relaxing. jinki finally begins to relax, thinking that maybe this isn't so bad afterall, wondering if doojoon and his group enjoyed a few drinks after schedules together.
the last thing he remembers is asking to lay down, laying with his head in jonghyun's lap and beginning to doze off as they run hands through his hair. it's almost sweet, in a way, he thinks; before finally drifting off.
---
"is he out yet?" taemin asks, fidgeting very slightly. jonghyun's reaction is to poke their leader's cheeks rather hard, before nodding in affirmation. "good."
they set about digging in the bag, pulling out a small pair of manicure scissors, stickers, and a small heating lamp. jonghyun carefully unbuttons and unzips jinki's jeans, wiggling them over the thighs until they're to his knees, boxers following suit until their leader's pubic hair is exposed.
"scissors, taemin?" taemin hands him the scissors, and he begins to get to work; pausing after a few minutes. "you know, this would go a lot faster with two peope. keep in mind, we want to trim it, not cut it."
"got it, hyung!" taemin chirps happily, joining in. in no time at all, they cleared a small patch of hair, instantly sticking a sheep sticker on the other's skin.
"see, taeminnie, by doing it this way, the sheep have something to eat!" taemin isn't paying attention, as he's frowning heavily at the single lone sheep in the middle of their 'field'.
"the sheep are lonely, hyung," taemin frowns, putting down the manicure scissors so as to avoid over-trimming; "they need a few friends."
just then, kibum walks into the room and pauses, seeing a passed-out jinki, pants moved down around his ankles and boxers around his knees, jonghyun straddling his lowerlegs and taemin clipping his pubic hair (he'd found an uneven patch), holding up a sheet of sheep stickers. the three of them stare almost awkwardly at each other, before jonghyun finally breaks out into a cheeky grin.
kibum just turns the sound up on his ipod and walks right back out of the room, refusing to say a word. some things were never meant to be asked.
"hyung, wait, come back!! kibum!!"
"no, taeminnie," comes the flat answer; kibum finally pressing pause on his music player. "no. just no, taemin."
"but hyung we have panda stickers for you! it can be your turn next!"
"NO, LEE TAEMIN. NO. NOT NOW, NOT EVER." a final door slam echos throughout their dorm at kibum's final words; jonghyun and taemin shrugging at each other before adding more sheep.
once that was done, they carefully moved him out into the sunlight to "help preserve the sheep".
---
"WHAT THE HELL IS IMPRINTED ON ME," comes the beginnings of a very rare screech from jinki, rushing in as he's still sopping wet from a shower. "WHY ARE THERE SHEEP IMPRINTED INTO MY SKIN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PUBIC HAIR."
"you don't like it, hyung?" taemin pouts, eyes beginning to well up with tears. "sheep stencils! and look jinki, it's a flock!"
"but why are there sheep near my pubic hair."
"they're eating the grass, hyung," jonghyun replies casually. meanwhile, minho and kibum are staring, completely horrified at the scene before them, minho's half-eaten bagel still in his hand.
"do you not like our artwork?" jonghyun pipes up, blinking in confusion.
jinki simply turns around and walks out of the room, vowing to never accept anything from jonghyun and taemin ever again.