[drabble] origin of fat2min [cracknee]

Jul 20, 2011 04:06

origin of fat2min ; taemin/minho with jongyu bffry
a/n: talking with makesmeangry on msn and remembering #fat2min. also cock barometer was too fancy to NOT use.



"hyung," comes the quiet voice across the room, and minho's jerked out of a light sleep. he finds taemin standing next to him, tugging on the sleeve of his dress shirt lightly, "hyung are you awake?"

"i am now, taemin, what is it?"

"hyung, they're -"

he hardly finishes his sentence before a loud wail of "COCK BAROMEEEEEETERRRRRRRR" breaks the silence over the room, followed by a crash and thump. minho looks at taemin before instantly half jumping, half tripping off the bunk, bounding into the living room.

a bowl of purple and light blue m&ms are overturned and ground into the carpet, with a karaoke set hooked up to the television. thankfully, minho's fifa videogames had been spared, otherwise he really was going to have to destroy that machine.

"WE ARE...AUTISTIC ROADKILL!" jonghyun howled out, producing a guitar from seemingly out of nowhere and strumming a few notes. "LIVE FROM SEOUL, WE'RE GOING TO PROMOTE OUR NEW SONG -"

"but hyung," taemin begins in an exasperated voice, "we don't /live/ in seoul, we live in -"

"I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE LIVE, TAEMIN," jinki suddenly pipes up from under the couch, "AND WE LIVE IN SEOUL BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE SHARKS TOLD ME."

taemin's mouth drops open as he turns to minho, quickly grabbing his wrist again as he drags him out the door. "curry. curry sounds good. let's get curry."

minho wordlessly follows, making sure to grab kibum's card. it was the least he could do after leaving them to go hang out with dongwoon.

rating: pg, pairing: taemin/minho, type: humor, %drabble, group: shinee

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