The Echolls Estate - Thanksgiving Day

[marsheadtilt]

Veronica and Piper showed up at Logan's house early on Thursday morning and promptly took over the kitchen to prepare the massive Thanksgiving feast they had planned.

[for the invited guests and yay sp for time zones and holiday obligations!]

Quick links since the post is OMGHUGE:
The Kitchen
The Living Room
Elsewhere
Thanksgiving Dinner

Comments

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"Oh, dude," Anders interjected. "He told me the same thing. Better start stocking up on maternity clothes, Mars. Damn, and I thought Casablancas was a good guy."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

"... why would I ever marry Dick?"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"Why would he ever marry you, more like," Anders said, and the pity in his voice was clearly not meant for Veronica. "I don't know. I think he got brainwashed or something, poor bastard."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

"He must have been from some post-apocalyptic world where we were the only two people left or something," Veronica decided.

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"I don't know. Didn't get those details," Anders replied. "I was too busy trying to drink the mental image out of my head by then."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

"I think I might be sick."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"You might be sick? How do you think I felt, with the mental picture of poor helpless Casablancas doing the deed with you?"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

"YOU PICTURED ME NAKED?!"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

Anders smacked the heel of his hand squarely into his own forehead, in the vain hope that it would knock the unwanted mental image back out again.

"It's not like I wanted to!!!"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

"I swear to God I will taser you in the balls if you ever do that again!"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"I knew it!" yelled Anders. "I always knew you wanted to see me naked. Don't you ever do that again!"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

Veronica's jaw dropped. "You are the LAST person on ANY planet I would want to see naked!"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

"Right," Anders snorted. "You probably burned my boxers because they were too much temptation."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[psycho_jackass]

"Oh my god," Logan said in a loud voice. "Would the two of you just fuck each other and get it over with?"

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[marsheadtilt]

Veronica whirled her head around and gave Logan a death glare. "If we were the last two people in the world and the fate of the human race depended on us having sex? Humans would become extinct."

Re: Thanksgiving Dinner

[cantgetnorelief]

Anders said nothing, but the look on his face after his player finished dying of laughter implied that Logan had betrayed him in the vilest possible way.